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Joined November 2023
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America is the Roman Empire on steroids if we can’t secure our elections Retarded politicians destroyed the Roman Empire Retarded politicians are destroying the American Empire
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The Republican House easily passed everything MAGA wanted The Republican Senate did the opposite They believe they run the country That they are above the president That the will of the voters is meaningless The senate is fighting against the liberties and freedoms of every American
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The Republican House easily passed everything MAGA wanted The Republican Senate did the opposite They believe they run the country That they are above the president That the will of the voters is meaningless The senate is fighting against the liberties and freedoms of every American
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Trump has tried to fix the country But couldn’t get the really big things passed, like the SAVE Act Why? Bc Democrats kept counting in 2024 until they stole enough congressional seats to keep us from a supermajority We all watched it happen in real time California counted for weeks until they got the results they wanted America isn’t free until our elections are fair
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Trump has tried to fix the country But couldn’t get the really big things passed, like the SAVE Act Why? Bc Democrats kept counting in 2024 until they stole enough congressional seats to keep us from a supermajority We all watched it happen in real time California counted for weeks until they got the results they wanted America isn’t free until our elections are fair
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How can we expect the midterms to go our way when cheating Democrats can still count illegals in the census?
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🚨 Rumors from China claim Kim Jong Un died of cerebral hemorrhage Now’s a good time to tell North Korean soldiers to turn on their gov If we don’t, Lil Rocket Man’s sister will take over…. And she’s 10x crazier than him
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There was just a massive bot purge Who’s still here?
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I can post something that gets 25,000 likes & 1M views But only gain 70 followers from the post How on Earth do nobodies make it to 100’s of thousands of followers on this platform? It’s like some man behind the curtain at X controls the flow
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What if some of these “lottery winners” are the real deal & we’re all missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime?
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Canadians, ya’ll surrendered your guns to the government yet? You only have 12 more days before they start “forced collection measures” Don’t forget your .22 rodent guns….. You might put someone’s eye out
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2015 Fox betrays Trump 2016 Fox betrays Trump 2017 Fox betrays Trump 2018 Fox betrays Trump 2019 Fox betrays Trump 2020 Fox betrays Trump 2021 Fox betrays Trump 2022 Fox betrays Trump 2023 Fox betrays Trump 2024 Fox betrays Trump 2025 Fox betrays Trump 2026 WHY THE HELL DO YOU STILL WATCH FAUX?
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<Fox is controlled opposition <Fox is the RINO network <Fox hates Trump <Fox uses MAGA as a means to an end <Fox fires true conservatives <Fox is afraid of Democrats <Fox serves Democrats <Fox doesn’t cover inconvenient truths
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2015 Fox betrays Trump 2016 Fox betrays Trump 2017 Fox betrays Trump 2018 Fox betrays Trump 2019 Fox betrays Trump 2020 Fox betrays Trump 2021 Fox betrays Trump 2022 Fox betrays Trump 2023 Fox betrays Trump 2024 Fox betrays Trump 2025 Fox betrays Trump 2026 WHY THE HELL DO YOU STILL WATCH FAUX?
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BREAKING Fox just called Arizona midterms for the Democrats
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BREAKING Fox just called Arizona midterms for the Democrats
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Why is it that EVERY election season, Fox betrays Trump— Yet ppl forget about it a couple months later and turn them back on? Turn them off for good
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Why is it that EVERY election season, Fox betrays Trump— Yet ppl forget about it a couple months later and turn them back on? Turn them off for good
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Canadians, only 2 more weeks to surrender your guns
Canada has commanded anyone who owns a gun to turn it into the government. 97.5% of people who are registered as a gun owner have not shown up to turn their guns in. According to this slimeball politician, “compliance is not voluntary”. And after October 31st of this year, anyone who hasn’t surrendered their guns will have a government goon showing up at their door to take them by force. Folks, this is why we have to make sure the Democrats never have power again. They will try this in America eventually.
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