Mediocre Tekken Jaguar main | Metal breakdowns prevent mental breakdowns

Joined April 2014
Sorry to my friends who have to play my King
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Work’s gonna hate when I call out
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Me, or some random 8 year old kid. Call it.
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When I open the fridge my Baja Blast whispers, “Crack me, bro. You know you want to.”
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Literally every single game of Fortnite I play, it swaps my move forward and move backwards keys. Only those two keys. no others. every game. @FortniteStatus
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In honor of me seeing Epic Rap Battles of History live in two weeks, here’s my tier list of every battle. Tiers are loosely ordered
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Bro ranked Fortnite is easy
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If Namco is partnering with Fortnite for the gaming season can we PLEASE finally get Tekken in the game???
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I just realized last night that F-Zero is a play on F1
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Finally watching Nirvanna the Band the Show. I think episode 4 might be my favorite piece of media ever
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in my room listening to music
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I watched the Spurs lose while at the Giants game. I hate sports
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25th at the last King’s Cup! My best record of 4-2. Thanks to @BayAreaMadHouse for the amazing event! Wish I could go to more in-person tournaments cause I had an amazing time
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third time playing against @hidetone and I still get my ass beat. I'll get you eventually
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What a game. (Also SGA jumping 2 feet to his left just to bump into Vassell launched me into a tirade wtf was that?)
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Thank you @OhfuSSBM for buying me this game two years ago
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Someone should make a video game that is actively harmful, not like its propaganda for dangerous opinions but just simply playing it somehow measurably deteriorates your physical/mental/emotional health like just booting it up and playing for an hour guarantees you ruin your day
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Bad idea giving me this game
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NBAプレイオフ1回戦 東西4カード✅ #NBAPLAYOFFS #NBAJPN
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it’s hole filling season
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