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Birmingham, AL
Joined December 2022
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Since @boynamedrichie lost the Princex Of Pride (shout out @fullqueer) this match is pointless... But fuck it the flights booked. The flower power goofy wins they get the @MayhemonMills title If Sheik wins she gets the @RetinalPW title I win by just being me tbh.
A triple threat extravaganza is coming to Las Vegas, Nevada! Much like the NCR, Caesar’s Legion and Mr. House fought for control of New Vegas, Dark Sheik, Richie Coy and Noah Veil will clash in a three-way battle for supremacy! Ticket link in bio! 12/5/2026!
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Zelda Williams has made a statement asking people to stop sending her AI videos of her father, Robin Williams: “Stop believing I wanna see it or that I’ll understand, I don’t and I won’t. If you’re just trying to troll me, I’ve seen way worse, i’ll restrict and move on. But please, if you’ve got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It’s dumb, it’s a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it’s NOT what he’d want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to ‘this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that’s enough’, just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You’re not making art, you’re making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else’s throat hoping they’ll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.” (Source: variety.com/2025/film/news/r…)
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Retinal Wrestling retweeted
We aren't learning. – at Edgewood, KY
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THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS tickets are on sale now at retinalwrestling.com We are now offering five rows of stage seating, with ten chairs in each available row. First two rows $25, Rows Three-Five $20. GA standing room only $10. If you would like to pay through CashApp, DM @RetinalPW!
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You spoke and we listened. Stage seating is now available for @RetinalPW at Trimtab Brewing! Reserve your seat today.
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The two best tag teams in the southeast. Should be what the kids call a banger.
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Thank You For Not Suing Us may be the title of a future @RetinalPW show.
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Your general manager is putting in the work. 🤝 Who do you want to see next signed to #Retinal?
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Retinal Wrestling retweeted
Tune in now ! #Retinal
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If there's one thing about me, it's that if you hand me the ball, I'm gonna run with it. So, promoters, if you're looking for someone who... - seizes every opportunity - dresses the part and carries himself professionally - tells stories that don't detract from matches - is ALWAYS looking to travel, grow as a broadcaster, and absorb as much knowledge about the business as possible... I'd very much like to speak with you! Resume, video examples, and references available by request. Based out of Huntsville, AL - "The Professional Mic Holder" Carmen Michael
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If there's one thing about me, it's that if you hand me the ball, I'm gonna run with it. So, promoters, if you're looking for someone who... - seizes every opportunity - dresses the part and carries himself professionally - tells stories that don't detract from the matches - is ALWAYS looking to travel, grow as a broadcaster, and absorb as much knowledge about the business as possible I'd very much like to speak with you. Resume, video examples, and references available by request. - "The Professional Mic Holder" Carmen Michael P.S. I will be based in Philadelphia from April 1st-7th for #WrestleMania week
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FREE. FREAKIN'. SHOW.
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Here's an opportunity for those who want a shot. Although I absolutely adore ring announcing, this whole GM thing has me pretty wrapped up! Paperwork and whatnot. So, if you think you have what it takes, let us hear it!
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April 13 at the Priceville Event Center The New South Tag Team Championship will be on the line when the Akuto Death Society defends against former champs The Carnies! Get your tickets NOW! #BestInTheSouth is filmed for @indiewrestling
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