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Joined January 2022
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This makes absolute sense. Share this everywhere you can please.
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Can we push this case harder during this campaign period?
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Dortmund vs Elversberg is going to be a match to watch. I still believe Dortmund are going to win.
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Better player cost more??
🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Fermín López is valued at €110M, while Nico Paz is valued at just €80M! That's a €30M DIFFERENCE in market value! 😳💰
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Just Grind 🤝❤️
Congrats to me. I just got a Mac and I’m not sorry I am doing this shirtless. The story is crazy, but I’d share a little. I bought this, even if I am still staying with my parents.I graduated last year from OAU,electelect. Not the best grades, but still no job, My parents were
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Congrats to me. I just got a Mac and I’m not sorry I am doing this shirtless. The story is crazy, but I’d share a little. I bought this, even if I am still staying with my parents.I graduated last year from OAU,electelect. Not the best grades, but still no job, My parents were
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Thank you @IkejaElectric for the light.. 3:45am to 3:57am Today own don go be that
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The biggest lie ever told in football: “Jude Bellingham is Zidane’s reincarnation.” 🤡 Nico Paz is the real Zidane replica. Don't let the PR fool you. 😭
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Instead of the cookies to spoil, make belle burst. Congratulations bro More sales
Please, I've got cookies in my shop that's close to expiration so I've put them for sale at 50% discount I've already lost two cartons to the same issue, there's been no sales If you're in port Harcourt I'd really appreciate if you patronise me They cost 3600 but now 1800 🙏
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‼️HOT TAKE : EDER was the hero of Euro 2016 and not Cristiano Ronaldo.
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Okay my papa pursue me comot for house, I go still go back and him go accept me back But if Ronaldo go back to Portugal national team, Jorge Jesus go accept am back?😂
"Ronaldo was chased out of Portugal" coming from someone wey him papa chase commot for house.
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FOUR TEAMS — No farewell. Ego is good, but too much of it will destroy you! 🫵
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If you see this, please retweet. INEC PLEASE WHERE AND WHEN CAN WE COLLECT OUR PVC???? THIS IS NOVEMBER!
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Replying to @Footballmartha
Just accept it, he was chased out
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I DEY DESAME FLIGHT WITH PETER OBI RIGHT NOW BABA DEY FLY ECONS I THINK SAY NA MYTH. DEM GATTS BEG AM MAKE E SITDOWN FOR BUSINESS. NOW NA MY SEAT PARTNER 😁 VERY SIMPLE MAN
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Good morning, everyone. First, I want to sincerely appreciate everyone who has sent me a message, called, visited my shop, or supported this initiative in any way. I'm honestly overwhelmed by the love. Those who visited yesterday saw the genuine shock and excitement on my face. I really didn't expect this level of support. To give you an idea, I sold about six cartons two days ago and over 20 cartons yesterday. I came out yesterday morning with just 10 cartons, and they were completely sold out before 1 p.m. People who came were telling me I was seriously underestimating Twitter. Well, I've heard you. Today, I'll bring out the remaining cartons, and hopefully, we'll sell everything off. My contact details, supermarket name and location are now in my bio. Please feel free to call, text or visit. I'll be open from 9am till 6pm today Also, if you'd like to sponsor the distribution of cookies, I'd be more than happy to accommodate you. Someone sent me ₦90,000 two days ago for this purpose, and I distributed them as promised. Yesterday, I gave out at least one cookie to everyone who visited the shop, from opening until around 2–3 p.m. I even distributed more than I was initially sponsored to give out. If you'd like to support or sponsor another round of distribution, please reach out. I'll gladly make it happen. Thank you so much, everyone. I genuinely appreciate every call, message, visit, purchase and contribution. You have no idea how much this means to me. God bless you all abundantly.
Please, I've got cookies in my shop that's close to expiration so I've put them for sale at 50% discount I've already lost two cartons to the same issue, there's been no sales If you're in port Harcourt I'd really appreciate if you patronise me They cost 3600 but now 1800 🙏
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I can’t use washing machine so I have to wash my cloths with hands and seek to give the ones I can’t wash to dry cleaner or local washers. See time wasting, resource wasting, and you’re still campaigning for APC, you’re saying you won’t vote because they’ve fooled you to think votes don’t count. Na your life dey waste dey go so, these people don’t even have their children here and even the ones here are being prepped to continue from where they stop 😭 I’m so so so angry, Goddddd… see waste of life literally in front of our very eyes
You’re a youth and you’re campaigning for APC, i don’t even know what to say to you than to reap the suffering of your labour. You’re a youth and even old sef, and you’re saying you won’t vote, all of us will suffer it together, no worry. My God, how do I even explain that I’ve tried every possible means within my reach and I still had to resort to this fetching of water across the street EVERYDAY for days now? I’m burning fuel to work everyday, I can’t store food at home because it’ll spoil, I don’t even have enough water to bathe 2x a day in this crazy El Niño heat. Tinubu just have to go, this is absolutely ridiculous for God and human’s sake.
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And we showed up for one of our own💪💪
I'd be there shortly.
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“Always in our memory.” Spanish football comes together to pay tribute to Jesús de Miguel and express, united, the pain we feel following his loss. With this sentiment, @LaLiga, @rfef and @LigaF_oficial, alongside clubs, players and fans, will dedicate the upcoming matchday to his memory. At every stadium, a moment of silence and a round of applause will be a heartfelt expression of the affection of the entire football community for him, his family, his teammates and the @CDTOficial supporters.
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