What a day for Kevin Willard: 1. Backs out of Big 5. 2. Publicly responds to an AI tweet critical of his Big 5 exit. 3. Skip a cancer luncheon. 4. Get skullfucked by UVA at home. 5. Blames Temple for not giving into Villanova’s Big 5 demands.

hey @KevinWillard i hear you're going to have some extra games in your schedule next year. I think Maryland would be a great way to boost your precious NET ratings. Schedule us.

🚨 Attention 🚨 MBC will be hosting an exclusive Spaces TONIGHT at 6:30. Tune in to discuss HC Mike Locksley's departure and future directions for the Maryland football program. RS

Sources tell me Locksley is stable. Please God.

HE'S GOOOONE!!!! @TorreySmithWR

Jim Smith after inheriting the worst football team in power conference history.

pissing with my left hand to make it feel like someone else is holding my dick

Mark Andrews, we're good. Josh Cuevas is here.

I’m watching NFL on fox and are they seriously running a puff piece on Josh Allen winning his first overtime game after a DECADE in the league?

whoa i never saw that look in your eyes and i never had you hold me that tight

texted two (2) of my friends to link up for homecoming and they both never responded. drinking tonight ig

the groom at this wedding got so bombed that he fell into the wall and pissed himself so I legitimately just up and Irish goodbye’d the whole thing. Verified true Retty Shettle experience ✅

Published in the Journal of No Shit science

if maryland beats ohio st i will commit to osu #fuckabuck

sydney sweeney is perhaps the only woman with an unreasonably large rack who isn't jewish and now she's going to convert. something is going on here

absolute rocket at church today the beauty was so intense i felt immediate regret and dismay

anyone want to hang out some time

not sure how many more culture-defining court cases i can endure

people my age spending their Saturdays “with friends” or “going on a date” or “talking to friends” and I get to sit in the rain alone watching the terps get molested on the football field in an empty stadium.