Ways Brits say “please leave my house now” - “Anyway, don’t let me keep you” - “I'll let you get on” - “Right” <slap their own thigh> - “Gosh, is that the time?” - “It’s so dark now” - “What time’s your train?” - “Well it’s been lovely to see you” - “What are you doing for the rest of the day?” - “Did you want another cup of tea?” - “I should imagine you want to beat the traffic” - “I don’t like the thought of you driving in the dark” - “What are you having for dinner?” - “I can’t remember, did you bring a coat?” - “Do you want a hand putting things in the car?” - Simply yawning and looking like they want to die

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