Twitter cracks me up

Joined September 2020
He could not be clearer with you. He doesn't give a shit about you or making your life better.
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Gas prices are “temporarily” high, says the president. That’s because Republicans are temporarily in power. Vote.
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Reks retweeted
Fox News is putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote red. Let’s break that down. Can Nicki Minaj vote? No. She’s not a U.S. citizen. Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No, he’s a registered sex offender. Can Nicki Minaj’s brother vote? No, he’s serving 25 years to life for child sexual assault. She seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA republicans.
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PSA: If you’re more upset about Obama making a joke about Cheesecake Factory than you are about Trump making it impossible for you to afford to EAT at a Cheesecake Factory, then congratulations, because YOU are an idiot, and an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.
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Are hallucinations a stage of dementia? Asking for an enemy...
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GOOD BYE everyone
Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.
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What about New England?? Why does he not want to change that? Hmm I think… 🤔 it may have something 2 do with something that rhymes with… Schmasicm. U know the ❤️ with something that rhymes with JJJ. All I know is that orange one - let’s rally for him at the gas station.
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New Mexico wants Trump to change his diaper #doodoo #TrumpGasPrices #TrumpEpsteinFiles
NEW: President Trump says New Mexico should "immediately change its name to New America." "We are not Mexico, we are the United States of America! The name would add great value and prestige to the State!"
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This is quite wonderful Just watch the red cap from the beginning
My dudes. This stale crusty piece of mental impairment had secret service chasing after him because he missed the entrance to the car and just kept on going. They all spring into action realizing the idiot went for a dementia walk. 🤦 😂🤦Jesus H.
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😳😳 what in the literal F? #Maga
f I have to watch this maga eat his own ear wax, you do too
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Trump isn’t gonna like this video. Whatever you do, don’t share it. 😉
Trump has a hair malfunction on his way to Marine One. 🤣
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
Yep, thanks for doubling the cost of living for us!! It sucks having a pedo president
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THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SHOULD NEVER SUGGEST THAT IT'S "A SMALL PRICE" FOR 2 OF OUR CITIES TO BE HIT BY A FOREIGN ADVERSARY. IMPEACH HIM NOW, FFS.
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🚨HOLY F*CK it’s official: Lawyers say THREE FBI interviews with the woman who accused Trump of raping her when she was between 13 and 15 years-old ARE MISSING FROM THE FILES. This is the biggest cover up in history. This MUST lead to prison or our laws mean nothing.
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Simon has been found dead, reportedly from "suicide." RIP to Simon and to all whistleblowers who have died too young. The truth about Lutnick will never die
I am the British whistleblower who reported evidence concerning Howard Lutnick, his links to Jeffrey Epstein, and Cantor Fitzgerald and BGC to the FBI in 2020–21. Listen to the BBC File on 4 documentary about my whistleblower story: bbc.com/audio/play/m002yx47 BBC News: bbc.com/news/articles/c9q28d… I later shared evidence with the House Oversight Committee, which subsequently questioned Lutnick behind closed doors. My disclosures also contributed to regulatory action in the US and UK, including a £96m HMRC tax assessment relating to BGC’s partnership scheme. I believe the true tax exposure is substantially higher. I also reported to the FBI and financial regulators matters involving Cantor Fitzgerald’s Relief Fund and BGC/Cantor’s annual 9/11 Charity Day. The personal consequences of whistleblowing, and the retaliation I say followed, have been devastating for my family and me. Mother Jones previously reported that documents I uncovered revealed a years-long business tie between Howard Lutnick, Cantor Fitzgerald and Jeffrey Epstein through AdFin, including a 2018 exchange in which Lutnick and Epstein discussed the company directly: motherjones.com/politics/202… motherjones.com/politics/202… Follow me here on X and on LinkedIn. I intend to share more of the evidence and the story behind what happened.
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Sleepy who?
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"Sleepy Don"
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