@RexVolcano

Andris Biedrins apologist, Beast Mode product model, volunteer QA @ Top Dog. Cal fan for long enough that nothing can hurt me and I no longer fear death

 The East Bay
Joined January 2015
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miles (mpp) 🌹
@goldmanbear7m
and then cal won 20-17 on a walk off field goal from towns mcgough, and the referees decided JKS played so well that no second half was needed
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My fantasy football team is quitting on their coach
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One thing I have learned in years of Cal Football fandom is you can never rule out the funniest possible outcome. And yes, that would be beating SMU again
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Ate a top dog for lunch and I can feel it clearing the fake chemicals/microplastics/additives out of my bloodstream. Next time I’ll get a bratwurst so I can see 4G/LTE signals
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We asked the Big 12 if they wanted to stand with the ACC in solidarity against the oppression of the Big Ten & SEC and they said they thought about it & they’re just gonna die
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It’s overwhelmingly clear that the goal of the Big Ten & SEC is to condense college football so all that’s left is the Big Ten & SEC. Everyone on the outside is too busy fighting to the death for the 1-2 slots left instead of working together to stop this from happening. Tough
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They’re going to use this to lock the ACC and Big 12 out of major nonconference games, and then use “weak nonconference” as justification to put 18 Big Ten and SEC teams into the 24-team playoff.
Zach Barnett
@zach_barnettOct 22
Fox's Joel Klatt told @dfwticket today that an SEC-B1G scheduling agreement will be announced "almost immediately" once the CFP expands to 24. footballscoop.com/2026/10/21…

Joel Klatt: SEC-Big Ten scheduling agreement expected once CFP expands to 24

Like it or not, the College Football Playoff is expected to expand to 24 teams beginning with the 2027 season.Once that happens, Fox college football analyst Joel Klatt expects the SEC and Big Ten to

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we ran the numbers and there is now a 160% chance that Cal ends the season playing Clay Helton’s Georgia Southern team in Puerto Rico
ACC Football
@ACCFootballOct 22
A new postseason destination awaits 🌴 The Transperfect San Juan Bowl is officially joining the ACC bowl lineup! 🔗 theacc.co/SanJuanBowl
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Cal Basketball defeated the Detroit Pistons 156-39 in a secret scrimmage. No one else will acknowledge it happened because it’s so embarrassing for the NBA
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Cal Football
@CalFootballOct 21
The 129th Big Game is SOLD OUT 👊 See you there, #CalFamily #GoBears
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this all could have been avoided if we had built the animatronic Joe Starkey statue
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we’ll be fine in the second half if we can just knuckle down on defense, generate some momentum, get some push from the line, fix the defensive coverage, limit big plays, find an answer at QB, catch the ball, stop the run, lift the ancient curse, find Larry Scott & arrest (1/26)
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“Buckle your ass up”
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watching this frame by frame like the zapruder footage
mpete91
@mpete91Oct 18
AHHHHHHHH @SickosCommittee
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Another extremely normal gameday in Berkeley
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When East Coast teams complain about playing Cal in ACC road games it’s like… I get it. This wasn’t my first choice either. But are you that scared to stay up past your bedtime?
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YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING really is that good. I will be thinking about this movie forever. I wish they’d scrolled down to the replies when they showed a few of the Tweets, though
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can’t wait for Grateful Dead night. this one is for US (guys who only know that one Sublime cover)
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I hate when my phone’s predictive text feature triggers a complete reevaluation of my life choices
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One nightmare parenting scenario I wasn’t ready for is when your kid gets both parents sick, then gets better before either of you. The government should give you $5,000 any time this happens
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