handsome boy modeling school graduate. trans rights are human rights. black lives matter (he/him)

London
Joined April 2007
NFL came on straight after the F1; very funny that Ameripoors still don’t film their biggest sport in 4K
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love that F1 is now just “everyone goes for a nice drive at a safe distance”
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apologies i forgot COTA’s unique ability to destroy any tyre
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seriously what is wrong with journalists
Replying to @metalslaw
The best journalists are the ones who are curious; who are learning, constantly. Tech is evolving so much, every day. The very thing that made the PHP story so interesting was the fact that it is obscure legacy technology that has caused issues.
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BBC health correspondent on an insulin shortage: “i hadn’t actually heard of insulin until this morning” fellow journalists for some reason: “we’re not doctors, and what made the story interesting was that such an obscure legacy peptide has caused issues”
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p.s. i have a book out about diabetes
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well this can fuck right off
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the “be kind” stuff to the BBC News cyber correspondent is after him admitting he didn’t know what PHP was is ridiculous. he literally has a book out about cybercrime. who’s his dad?
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my partner is a writer, watching her use a computer is a thoroughly painful experience for me, and she has known what PHP is for many years
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i bet Andy Burnham’s going to want that hour back in March, just you watch him
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pretty anti-semitic of Sky Sports imo
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i sympathise with gambling addicts of course, but it’s got to be the lamest addiction hasn’t it? so much great art has come from heroin addicts and alcoholics, but where’s the great novel from the Big Bass Bonanza addict?
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made a roast dinner on a Friday night because i refuse to abide by your societal norms
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i’ve had one PAYE job all of this tax year, and for some reason despite getting an £7k pay rise from moving jobs, my take home is less than my previous job HMRC have no idea why. this is going to go brilliantly!
🚨 BREAKING: John Healey will announce at the Budget that HMRC will be given powers to seize money directly from the bank accounts of people who fail to pay their tax
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NOW THAT’s what i call a recession indicator
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Richard John retweeted
You gotta be kidding me.
No wonder people think PHP is dead. Turns out... nope.
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made a huitlacoche quesadilla for lunch to celebrate being marked safe from PHP 8.2.24
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those Mexicans have some phenomenal gear that they’re gatekeeping
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i once had a Swedish colleague going through a divorce, and he was telling us in the pub how great it was because he’d put a piece of wood covering one side of the bed that he could put his laptop and bowls/plates on
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