Software Engineer at IBM Hursley. Co-Founder and Developer at @XMPTGames. All opinions are my own. Released DiscStorm and now working on secret projects! He/Him

Southampton, UK
Joined May 2009
Finally, someone who speaks to me at my core...
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Second weekend in a row where @Barclaycard systems are broken. What a shambles.
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How it feels to be scrolling Twitter these days:
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Forget the AI aspect of this. As someone that finds Blender daunting, I just want a basic 3D model software that works like that.
Design once, restyle endlessly. It's one of the many things we are playing with at projectneo.adobe.com
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Amused by the small detail in The Day of the Jackal that our assassin uses an outdated version of his secret remote access app. Even criminals need to ensure they're running the latest security patch!
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Enjoying a preview of the new season of Modern Life if Goodish... Live!
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It's a feature not a bug!
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Check out this savage run! 235m #SavageSlopes
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Check out this savage run! 464m #SavageSlopes
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Earlier this week I ran a D&D Spelljammer session and today I'm walking out of the cinema having seen Alien: Romulus. I wish these two events were reversed.
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Richard Pilot retweeted
Is there a worse sentence than “Elon Musk, Logan Paul, J.K. Rowling and more have weighed in”
Elon Musk, Logan Paul, J.K. Rowling and more have weighed in about the “fairness” of letting Imane Khelif compete in the #ParisOlympics, with many seeming to believe she is a man. Khelif was raised and identifies as a female, and is not transgender hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…
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The most controversial take you'll see from me on here... Have they changed the formula for Robinsons Orange and Mango? It tastes... different.
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I'm not even a third of the way through and I can't believe how bad Aquaman 2 is, fluctuating between feeling like a TV show and FMV game.
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With less than 24 hours to go, I'm still undecided about my vote. The party I'd like to vote for has sent in a parachute candidate who is completely unengaged with local politics.
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Ironically the candidate who has shown the most local activism represents the Tories.
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Wait, did they release the entire new season of the Bear at once?
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Unfortunately, a tabloid newspaper has got hold of a music video I recorded in Islington North with an iconic grime artist I've admired for years. They are planning to publish a heavily edited clip, so I'm releasing the full version myself. Watch here: tinyurl.com/yeymfb96
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COMPETITION TIME 🎉🥳 THE ULTIMATE #TASKMASTER BUNDLE We're giving away: 🎟️ 2x tickets to a live recording of Taskmaster 🤝 Meet & greet Alex Horne 💌 A Meta Quest 3 and a copy of Taskmaster VR Runner up x3: Copy of Taskmaster VR
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Trying lua for the first time. It feels like it was invented by someone who wanted to make dev as confusing as possible, a mismatch of other language features.
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