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50 Cent reveals the unbelievable reason he and Madonna almost got married:
🗣️ “I loved that woman, but I wasn't prepared for what came with loving her. Everybody knows Madonna has money, and I've never been intimidated by a woman who makes more than me.
But three months into our relationship, she introduced me to something she called her ‘boyfriend maintenance agreement.’
At first, I thought she was joking. Then her lawyer sent me a 47-page document.
Apparently, I was expected to deposit $750,000 into her personal account every Monday, buy her a new private jet every six months, and pay a $10 million emotional compensation fee whenever she felt neglected.
I laughed until I discovered she had already instructed her financial team to invoice me for the first month.
The worst part? One evening, I came home and found a $3 million bill on my dining table. When I asked what it was for, she told me it was the cost of keeping her interested in the relationship.
I told her I was 50 Cent, not an ATM with a rap career.
She didn't speak to me for two days.
On the third day, she sent me a breakup email with an outstanding balance attached.
I paid none of it. Some relationships are expensive, but that one was practically a hostile takeover.” 💔
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Rick.D.Luffy retweeted
If you were sick, would you vote on the treatment or ask a doctor?
Socrates asked Athens this about democracy. Athens answered by sentencing him to death, by vote.
Deepstash: real ideas from great thinkers, in a feed you’ll want to scroll. 📲
Rick.D.Luffy retweeted
Doja Cat’s #TourMaVie show at The Forum in Inglewood, CA is now live on Amazon Music! 💋
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The irony of how our country looks rn.🤔🤔🤔
Horror w Hiszpanii. Około 20 ofiar śmiertelnych, płonące ulice, splądrowane sklepy i domy, Hiszpanie bici i upokażani. Służby bezradne. Obywatele pozostawieni sami sobie. Tak się kończy lewacka ideologia.
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I’d be laid up right next to her in them chat rooms.
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🚨HOLY CRAP!!!
ICE has just confirmed that it ARRESTED THE EMPLOYERS of 48 illegal immigrants in South Carolina!!!
Both the Plant Manager and HR Coordinator for a casting company in Abbeville SC were ARRESTED and face years in prison.
IS THIS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR?!!!!!
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NIGGA WTF GOIN ON IN NEW YORK
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