dad, Tesla and Cybertruck enthusiast, All-Star Turo Host, video games, woodworking, BJJ, scuba diving, political nihilist, former Disney cast member.
Florida, USA
Joined March 2011
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Nickolai retweeted
OTD in 1995, the @Braves would win their first World Series since relocating to Atlanta!
Thanks to a solo home run from David Justice and Tom Glavine’s 8 shutout innings, Atlanta would clinch the series in 6 games and bring home their 3rd title in franchise history! 👏
Nickolai retweeted
"You won't vote for Byron Donalds cuz he's black and you're RACIST!!!"
Look, kid. I would vote for Clarence Thomas to be Emperor of the World.
Nah, it's just Byron. He's that bad.
Halloween Horror Nights has never been as good as Ripped from the Silver Scream in 2009 and man I wish it could’ve live up to it.
We were on the way to dinner yesterday, and as we approached Chilli's (lol) I asked Grok Bot (from my Cybertruck whilst on FSD) to add us to the waitlist. It asked me how many were with me, and then added us via the website. We walked in and immediately got a table, while the couple ahead of us was confused. Grok Bot is amazing, and the future is here./
Why is he on the Satellite of Love?
Shane Gillis reveals he had an awkward interaction with Tate McRae on SNL after she was asked to sit on his lap
“The first thing we did was a sketch where I was in a motorized scooter dressed like an animal and she had to sit on my lap”
“Right before they're like, ‘Tate, are you okay with this? Is everything okay? Are you all right with sitting on his lap?’”
“She was like, ‘Yeah, I don't care’ and I was like, ‘No one asked me’”
“They're like, ‘Shane, are you?’ I was like, ‘YES’”
“Which seemed really funny at the time until it's literally just me, her and the director and I was like, ‘I hope you understand I was kidding’”
“I think she laughed but I was immediately embarrassed that I did that. She's like 21. I'm sitting there like, ‘Yes, I'm good with it’”
A bit of advice when booking non-refundable Turo trips…. Ensure you book a at the right airport, and if you don’t, don’t blame your host.
I got pulled over today because my license was suspended due to a clerical error for a ticket I paid but it was never cleared. The cop admitted it was baloney. While sitting, I sent @bot a picture of my license and the two websites to clear the issue. It took 10 minutes, and my license was reinstated, all handled by grok. Insane.
Pronouns in bio… I’m glad Mass Effect 5 is cancelled.
I have a weird announcement. On and off for the last five years, as a contract writer, and as a senior writer on staff, I've been hoping to be allowed to say where I worked. Today I finally got the green light: I've been working on the next #MassEffect. 1/6
Mass Effect 5 was announced to be in-development 6 years ago and the studio was just closed with BioWare admitting it was in “early development.” WTF were they doing?! They deserved to be closed.
Nickolai retweeted
FL Amendment 3 fatigue is real. The naysayers will NEVER convince me there isn't massive amounts of waste, fraud and abuse at the county level. FAFO (Florida Agency for Fiscal Oversight) proved it. They will never convince me to vote no.
Rewatched “Skyfall” the other day and frankly that movie sucks. The entire plot is “what if the good guys continuously make the stupidest decisions and always act like retards and oh our DEI field agent killed James Bond so now she’s a secretary har har har” + Home Alone.
