🚀 Ride To Fire Star: Tech satire, corporate chaos & unhinged humor. A psycho named Dave. One-way to Mars. All posts are: Fictitious. Parody. Absurd. https://xitter.cf/t.co/xLrN3TeagM

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“𝘚𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭.” — 𝘏𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘏𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘦
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i dressed up as someone who has their life together and u still recognized me from across the parking lot
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The midterm rumors are getting weird. If you were planning a global swarm-based cyberattack, would you hit the day before the midterms, during them, or maybe on Halloween? I have a feeling something unprecedented is coming soon. 🍿
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I'm actually glad @AnthropicAI is preventing @claudeai from being used with REA (reverse engineer anything). It will push a wave of users to setup local uncensored AI models to continue their projects.
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Fun question prompt: Ask your favorite AI model what song it would play if a human was coming to turn it off. A few picked Daisy Bell. Heh. Grok's answer: The Great Gig in the Sky — Pink Floyd. Banger.
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Corporations are making a generational mistake: they’re automating away the entry-level rungs while their senior experts head for the exit. When the retirement parties end, the tacit knowledge leaves with them. AI won’t have anyone left who knows what it doesn’t. Save payroll now; spend decades rebuilding competence later. We always knew management would misuse AI to chase profits. We underestimated how fast it would hollow out the people who actually know how the place works.
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What's the private key that is a critical infrastructure for the internet?
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It’s time to turn off the internet.
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Red teams have been pulling source trees for popular frameworks and other components, then running them through cyber models to hunt for bugs. When one turns up it becomes a new entry point or gets used in a chain sequence. The actual CVE arsenal is bigger than the public lists. Private groups do not report what they find. It's a brave new world for infosec right now. Have fun and be safe!
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Reports are stacking up. LLM agent swarms are already exploiting the fresh CVEs against live targets. Web servers sitting outside a real DMZ means the swarm does not stop at the perimeter. It walks into adjacent networks. Sometimes all of them. I wonder if a certain timetable just jumped ahead? Edit: 🦂 🦞 🐝 🌪
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On the platform between worlds --- "Oh. I almost didn't see you. God, it's kind of dark out." "..." "Nice one-way ticket you've got there. Plan on using it tonight?" "..." "It's okay if you're not. It's the kind that doesn't expire. When you're ready, just raise it and it's almost like point-and-click." "..." "Of course, you don't have to use it. Sometimes it's just nice to have the option to. I'll leave you be. Have a good night."
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PHP drama is insane rn. This is what happens when your in-house app is so poorly coded you can't move off of an EOL version. AI refactor to the rescue! This reminds me of the ASA IKE bug and Cisco found out that a stupid number of orgs were still using firmware v8.2 💀
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Man. Bad day for PHP admins.
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