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@HellRaz0r17765h

Admit it... You’ve yelled "STAY!" at an inanimate object that keeps falling over... as if it's going to listen to you

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Ganja Lilly@PureGanja16h

You followed me. My notifications told me so. I went to your page to rt and follow you. Just to find that you un-followed me. I must not have followed you back fast enough. Your loss, not mine.

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@DieselBABE2010h

Does anybody know why silverware just seems to disappear? I do not understand this

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🇺🇸 Grumpy Dool 🇺🇸

@PCSoonersFan14h

Everyone: what's Oklahoma weather like? Me: well, in a 72 hour span, we get 2 inches of rain, 1/4 inch of ice, 6 inches of snow and a chance of severe weather with hail and flooding downpours. Throw in a tornado and earthquake and you have the bingo of the year.

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Stephen 🪿@iamstphnOct 23

To buy a book shop in Scotland. Or not to buy a book shop in Scotland. That is the existential question that’ll keep me up for the next 3 nights.

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Benny 'The Pole' Rollins@citizenkawalaOct 26

This place smells like weed. Oh, it's me.

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Benny 'The Pole' Rollins@citizenkawalaOct 26

If the world is ending I'm going to start doing heroin and sugar.

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Benny 'The Pole' Rollins@citizenkawalaOct 27

Using my wit and charm to destabilise the region.

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@itsCoryOnXOct 26

Your reminder to stop fighting for what hurts you

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Ganja Lilly@PureGanja1Oct 26

Went to the local Walmart, in hopes of finding a ruthless mf'er. I only found some toothless mf'ers.

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@Sophie2078Oct 26

Your life doesn't have to make sense to people who have never had to live it.

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@Sophie2078Oct 24

Don't let the time you've already invested in something convince you to keep investing in something that's no longer right for you.

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rclyne@rclyne02Oct 24

When it comes to a protagonist the phrase or term "Overpowered" is so wrong to me. In my opinion, a Hero can never be too strong.

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rclyne@rclyne02Oct 14

If you don't get jealous when somebody else talks about them are they really your crush...

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My granddaughter just sent me a message. She called me her bestest. Yeah I’m smiling

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Sandee@Paige__xxxOct 23

can’t, collecting dick pics for my coffee table book.

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@Skinwalker5110Oct 23

I always write an email like it would be someday read out loud in a deposition.

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TRAUMARESPONSE 🦈

@TRAUMA_RESP0NSEOct 23

*Dies trying not to hate slow people*

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It's Greg, for all intents and purposes@Latch68Oct 23

Yeah, I have a dirty mind, but in my defense, have you seen you?

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@Sophie2078Oct 19

Why does a new notebook make me believe I've suddenly become an organized person

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