software engineer. peanut butter enthusiast. podcast host? ask me about my wikis. she/her
Mid-Michigan
Joined October 2015
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my brand: waiting until the day before the first installment needs to go up to publish the promo because there's been a 97% chance I chicken out until 5 minutes ago.
Anyway. I'm trying to write a two-year-long love letter to Wolf 359. Join me, won't you?
wolf359daily.substack.com/p/…
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… hey, @McDonalds, we all agree a chicken sandwich ripped in half is not the same as chicken tenders right 😂😭
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I tell y’all that the chicken tasted like pickles, like they disassembled a chicken sandwich, a potential contamination issue, and @McDonalds is like “whoopsie, we’re sorry, not doing anything about your gross pickle chicken tho, order again.”
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An @ImprovShakesCo show is always so educational.
Last time I saw them, we learned the 5 types of murder.
Last night, the importance of keeping it cool. And some science lessons about the moon. 😂
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TFW your calendar said this episode should come out today and half way through recording you realize you put it in the calendar wrong it was supposed to be yesterday
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Starting Woolhaven: I love my mom 😊 ❄️ ☃️ 🐑
a few quests into Woolhaven: … i’m beginning to worry they’re going to make me kill my mom
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i’ve been trapped in the taco bell drive thru for the length of an entire episode of game changer
send help. and tacos. 😭
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for the first time, Gustavo Santaolalla has been dethroned in my #SpotifyWrapped
Congrats #KpopDemonHunters, you made me listen to something other than The Last of Us soundtrack on endless repeat 🤣
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please tell me someone's worked out a more elegant way to manage badtides with the new drill pumps, i don't want to have to cover every aquifer with an aqui-phalus #Timberborn
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shout out to game devs who put Super Weenie Hut Jr. difficulty in their games to make things even easier than easy
sincerely, a bitch who just died to Takezo the Unrivaled a dozen times on easy. #GhostofYotei
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I’m just saying, Atsu and Oyuki should be Kiku’s gay aunts who teach her music and poisons.
#GhostofYotei
listen, not to ship Atsu with every woman, we knew that was going to happen, i cannot stop it
but i just finished the Kitsune arc and hooooooooooooooooly shit i need 800 Atsu/Oyuki fics, stat. #GhostofYotei
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