Benny

// i think im gonna make this my pinned tweet on here.. wow!!!! anyway. my only “rule” while interacting with benny is to not put him and swank in a romantic context together because i do see them as brothers and this reflects how i write for them both !! thank u 🤍 🦨

If you see me seducing another man it ain’t your business

I’m back, and I’m sure everyone missed me real bad ;)!

Me and Yessie have been real busy with things, that’s why I haven’t been posting on this stupid site!

Hey whoever put this on my dear sweet Yessie is actually gonna get fucking shot

I remember when I used to be nicer. That was LAME!

I’ve got an evil clone on the loose 😒 I’m mean but I ain’t THAT mean!!!

You’re my everythingburger @yessingmanning <33 :)

I need 50 bottles of whiskey and the ability to have patience.

If you pay me 50 caps I’ll help you cheat at blackjack by the way……

I like holding Yes Man’s claws because they’re warm :)

Securitrons 🤤

I’m making a comeback! I’m gonna shoot MORE mailmen soon ☺️!

Weddings are for pussies 🙄

I DONT WANT NCR IN MY DAMN CASINO ANYMORE.

You shoot a few mailmen and suddenly everybody’s on your ass about it 🙄. Oh the horror! Benny’s suchhh a bad guy for being mean to those poor couriers! 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

I pity the finks who wish they were as handsome and rich as me 😚

I shot another mailman today.

Can I pay somebody to kill Aurelius

OKAY I CAN’T RUN THE TOPS BY MYSELF I NEED MY BROTHER BACK. @SwankiestSwank IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY