Drusilla

❝I've got some disappointing news. My entire doll collection committed suicide last night.❞ 🥀Human Drusilla 🔪#BtVSRP, #AtSRP 🥀#DCRP 🔪Multi-Verse 🥀AU 🔪Bi 🥀Lit., Semi-Lit. 🔪RP Only, 18+ 🥀Follow, RT?

"I murdered my way into this mess, and I’ll murder my way out."

"Are you lovely ladies getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay? I’m getting more gay."

#WomanCrushWednesday "So true, busty. I mean breastie. I mean, fuck!"

"This is what good pussy sounds like." Drusilla cocks a gun, giggling madly.

"Funerals are so depressing. I want a parade when I die. Cupcakes, airhorns, and dancing. Maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered."

"Please stop framing me for murder. Just because I have killed 1,846 people doesn’t mean I killed that specific one."

"Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, girl look at that body… we should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river." Drusilla cackles.

"A little sexual choking never killed anyone, and if it did, they died happy."

"I’m sorry officer, I was sleep walking…I didn’t mean to stab him 54 times in the chest."

"Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market."

"Sometimes people will disagree with you, but that’s okay because you can just kill them."

"No officer, it wasn’t murder, it was a life hack."

"Hmph."

"Apparently 'spite' is not an appropriate answer to 'what motivates you?'."

"They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Bob, so I killed him before he could cause any harm."

"At my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground I demand they play 'drop it like it’s hot'."

Drusilla hums. "Ten little soldiers all in a line. A shot rings out - down to nine."

"Too brutal? But evisceration is fun! Ha haha!"

Drusilla dances as she sings. "I’m not running from you…can’t break me down, bury me, bury me!"