They/Them. Former educator. Current Muppet.

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Joined April 2009
Ripley, of the Nostromo Ripleys retweeted
Rebuild the ranch of your dreams, forge bonds with your horses, and befriend new Villagers as you saddle up for a new Disney adventure! Tune-in for the full reveal on October 15!
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Officially abandoning the bird app. Follow me where these fine products are sold.
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What it feels like as a non-binary teacher who sensed the vibes were off in August and left education.
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Ripley, of the Nostromo Ripleys retweeted
TAKE TWO. Tonight (WED) on Twitch, we're picking up where we got suspended last week, with the last 20 minutes of HALLOWEEN (Bob? Linda?) and then the full riff of HALLOWEEN II. The only catch is, you have to follow us on our backup channel: twitch.tv/masterpancakeplus
CURSES! Looks like we got hit with a temporary (7 day?) suspension for sexual content (probably fapping noises for Loomis). Apologies to all for the sudden departure. Here's the Skeletor pumpkin I was carving during the show. Fingers crossed we'll be back in a week!
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An infinite number of tweeters at an infinite number of typewriters
what if trump loses and then runs against kamala harris in 4 years and wins
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It's a garbage day. I'll be on stream with some comfort content, taking recommendations for y'all's favorite feel good stuff. We're watching some Bob's Burgers to start! I'll be here to chat! twitch.tv/ripleywg
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Ripley, of the Nostromo Ripleys retweeted
male loneliness epidemic is about to get a whole lot worse becuase i’m never speaking to another man again fuck y’all for real
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Ripley, of the Nostromo Ripleys retweeted
STRANGER THINGS 5. 2025.
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I happily voted against the cumsock-who-wished-to-be-a-real-boy on day one of early voting.
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Ripley, of the Nostromo Ripleys retweeted
When it closes, don't reopen it. We should not be platforming this collection of racists and war criminals at a park for families.
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Feeling overwhelmed? I'm taking requests for your favorite #BobsBurgers episodes! Come hang out! Twitch.tv/ripleywg
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I see you, Gravity Falls animators.
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I'm streaming cartoons on Twitch for anybody who might need a distraction. Join me! Twitch.tv/ripleywg
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Ripley, of the Nostromo Ripleys retweeted
Okay, swing state, 18+ Bob's fans, you know what you have to do. Go do it. Respond here with your sticker if you need validation and celebration. Here's a pic that's a "swing state" joke that only the hardcore fans will get, and I'm okay with that.
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me. the old fashioned that will fix all of my problems
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Ripley, of the Nostromo Ripleys retweeted
If we offer him Sexiest Man, do you think he’d give up the election?
Upcoming events in culture: • Election Day (Nov. 5) • Grammy Nominations (Nov. 8) • People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Issue (Nov. 12)
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Ripley, of the Nostromo Ripleys retweeted
“SHES INSANE FOR THIS” and it’s just a woman sitting on a chair
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My weekly Muppet stream is heading to Puerto Rico to meet Maria's family! This and some belated spooky content at 10:00 central! twitch.tv/ripleywg
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We're wrapping up Sesame Street, and then we'll be watching Coraline for some leftover Halloween spooky content! twitch.tv/ripleywg
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Ripley, of the Nostromo Ripleys retweeted
We are LIVE! twitch.tv/ripleywg
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