Cub Fan Seiya Man

You vs the Guy she told you not to worry about:

…is this thing on? 🎤

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Lol this is literally the Cubs 2022 lineup

Cardinals White Sox Brewers All eliminated from the Postseason in the first round. It’s a great day to be a Cubs fan.

Imagine losing a game like that and then having to board a one way flight to St. Louis LMAOOO

LETS GOOOOOOOO

I just watched a man who was DFA’d in between a Cubs doubleheader bat with the season on the line lmao

Currently jumping around my living room as if I was born in Chavez Ravine.

me tonight:

Anthony Rizzo is a free-agent. @Cubs

The Cubs have been so bad over the last month that Twitter was worried about me

We are a national embarrassment.

We are a national embarrassment.

The Cubs hall of fame looks like the employee of the week wall in the kitchen of a Wendy’s

me telling people about the Cubs farm system:

This sounds like a tweet from the 2019 Cubs season

The #Cubs should be refunding Season Ticket holders imo. Buying season tickets this season is like buying a cake, taking one bite of it and then the baker knocks it out of your hand and stomps on it.

Can’t believe a day after the White Sox play a game recreating the Field of Dreams movie the Cubs recreate the Bad News Bears movie.