I feel like if you can hold Alabama to a field goal then YOU should get three points

This game is a damn funhouse of terror #MNF

What is happening in this game?!? #MNF

It's the battle of the backups on #MNF and right now the packers are saying "who??" louder

Catching up on this season of South Park and all i have to say is, brilliant

Okay. I feel enough content is out where officially say, I think The Crazy Ones is pretty funny and Robin Williams has hit a sweet spot

. @TwoTicketsFor is finally back!! Go and read their wonderful review of "Prisoners" Do it!

Waiter"do you have any allergies?" Me"the only thing I'm allergic to is an empty stomach" If that isn't funny then why is @BMShore laughing?

Me: hi I realized I didn't give you my address Chinese food restaurant: you regular customer, Robert, we have it I'm not even ashamed

Ah I think I overslept. Does anyone know what today is?

@SarahKeck86 shouldn't you be sweaty? I kid. Congrats!!! Way to go!

And our first nomination to replace the "Butt Fumble" is in!!

By today's guest author Sylvia Plath RT @doug_whitehorn We kept our secrets and wounds,locked up tight like a tomb. Where the ballerinas lay

Hey, guess what is never ever news? Things that happen at the VMAs

Affleck is a solid actor who will be working with people who really know the material. So, impress me...and always mind your surroundings

I'm underwhelmed. More so than I was when Heath Ledger was cast as the joker BUT look how that turned out