Yo don't even try roughing me bro. 15 yards and imma chirp the shit outta you. #yousuck
62 yard punt and I'm the only one can tackle Owens... Typical all star. #thatswhyimcaptain #seethathit?
Boomstick is back bro. Still coming back from 2 weeks of training camp drunk. Whatever my ass still looks good. #lookgoodfeelgoodallstar
Why are we still getting updates on Aaron Hernandez. Being involved in a gang prison fight does not give me fantasy points #allprisonleague
@DaveMurYYC @rmaver6 @newfiehun clearly I have. Clearly the show sucks now and I don't follow it. #imtheallstarnotyou
@DaveMurYYC @rmaver6 bro I don't know what you're talking about. All stars don't have time to follow that crap. I like neither
Forget green houses gasses. My punts are destroying the ozone layer. Making returners burn their retinas with tinted visors on. #goodluck
Yeah #tbt to being drafted 5th overall in the CFL teams. Can't believe 4 teams were dumb enough to pass up the allstar. Cgy got a steal
Tom Brady = allstar. Cheat to win a ring, get suspended so you can drink and chill during training camp and first 4 weeks next year. Genius
Sask and Montreal signing a whole soccer team of kickers eh. Too bad 4 kickers together don't make an allstar. #realtalk #boomstick
Hey remember when you guys traded Gretzky? #peopledontforget #stillrebuilding teapawt.org/edmontonesks/status/59…
What the hell is with this snow? Fuck it, going back to Mexico to drink. Call me when training camp is just about over. #boozecruise