Personally foul. Moderate tomfoolery with bouts of debauchery. Music. Movies. Cleveland. Bad takes. I'm an idiot.

Cleveland, OH
Joined January 2017
Ray Lewis is trending so I'll take this opportunity to again remind the world that the NFL, ABC, Disney and Saturday Night Live all tried to scrub the internet of this TV Funhouse skit "Ray of Light" about Lewis famously escaping a murder conviction, but I will never let it die:
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If you want to know why I've been disenchanted by NBA basketball, it's this right here. This bears no resemblance to the game I played when I was younger. I don't know what sport this is.
New rule in the NBA: You are allowed to take 9 steps without dribbling, and that’s NOT traveling.
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Roberto Shenanigans' Top Movie Sequels of All Time: 1. Godfather II 2. The Color of Money 3. The Empire Strikes Back 4. Terminator 2: Judgment Day 5. The Dark Knight 6. Aliens 7. Rocky IV 8. The Bourne Ultimatum 9. The Devil's Rejects 10. Lethal Weapon 2
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My TV viewing at night now that the Guardians have been eliminated from the playoffs
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Me flipping the switch from baseball to basketball and wearing my Cavs gear for the first time of the season
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Roberto Shenanigans retweeted
This is what it costs to watch every Cavs game this season in Cleveland.💰 Oof @cavsdan @cavs
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At least someone is doing something about the Epstein files. I never thought Roger Goodell would be our hatchet man, but these are strange times we're living in.
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell asked about Steve Tisch—forced to divest his shares in the @Giants to his kids amid his involvement in the Epstein Files—being in the draft room, at camp, at these meetings: "I think we're comfortable with him participating as the Giants suggest."
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Vivek should've been able to win this election handedly. 1 year ago he was leading Acton in the polls by 10%. And then he started talking to voters & saying stuff like this. Or that he will close colleges in Ohio. Or that data centers are good. Or that H-1B visas are good for OH.
Unearthed footage of Vivek Ramaswamy mocking Amy Acton for being a survivor of childhood abuse: "She has no vision other than to complain about what someone else did to her"
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KC Concepcion went to Berea-Midpark Middle School today and met with kids receiving speech & language services. KCC has struggled with a stutter for his entire life. I could not love this kid any more.
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Roberto Shenanigans retweeted
Grade Stephen Vogt on his job managing the 2026 season (postseason counts). #GuardsBall | #StandGuard
28%A
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10%D (or lower)
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Roberto Shenanigans retweeted
Jordan Elliott pulled a "Raymond" from White Men Can't Jump "Elliott then went to the players’ parking garage next to the facility, to retrieve a firearm from his vehicle." atozsports.com/nfl/tennessee…
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what political office will Matt Dolan being running for now because you know they aren’t putting it back in the team
MLB will pay the Guardians $15.4 million for losing the ALCS. The Guards also made ~$20 million from ticket sales & concessions in the playoffs. So the Dolans made $35.4 million for Cleveland's postseason appearance. #StandGuard
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Jordan Elliott pulled a "Raymond" from White Men Can't Jump "Elliott then went to the players’ parking garage next to the facility, to retrieve a firearm from his vehicle." atozsports.com/nfl/tennessee…
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Anyone watching the 'Crystal Lake' series on Peacock? I'm 4 episodes in. Not sure what to make of it yet. There's a lot I like about it. There's also stuff that strays too far from the original concept IMO.
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RIP Richard Riehle. Everyone knows his face but nobody knew his name. Better known as "Tom Smykowski" from Office Space, Riehle had 430 movie & TV credits over his 78-year career. #JumpToConclusions
🕊️ "Office Space" star Richard Riehle has died at 78. tmz.com/2026/10/19/richard-r…
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Replying to @GuardsBurner_
I am gonna blast this on repeat all offseason: Pete Alonso Pete would have made that team dangerous. Could I guarantee they would have won with him? No But the fact they didn't even try, is what irks all the real fans of this team. Especially when you consider this:
MLB will pay the Guardians $15.4 million for losing the ALCS. The Guards also made ~$20 million from ticket sales & concessions in the playoffs. So the Dolans made $35.4 million for Cleveland's postseason appearance. #StandGuard
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That's a hell of a quote
Shall I quote the famous words of Sir Unc @ShannonSharpe - “Don’t accept anything in a win that you wouldn’t accept in a loss.”
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I feel stressed out right now from muscle memory reflex... My body is conditioned for a Guardians postseason game tonight.
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All he needs is one man on that jury... 😂 Sorry, I'm deplorable.
Virginia man arrested for allegedly tying his wife to a chair and leaving her in the basement while he watched football. Terry Ward, 64, is expected to appear in court on Nov. 10, facing felony abduction and misdemeanor assault charges. 📷 Richmond County law-enforcement
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Grade Stephen Vogt on his job managing the 2026 season (postseason counts). #GuardsBall | #StandGuard
28%A
44%B
18%C
10%D (or lower)
453 votes • Final results
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