Lover of bacon, master of procrastination.

England, United Kingdom
Joined June 2011
this soundtrack seems more appropriate...
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Replying to @sammyparkin_
@sammyparkin_ just listening to @SOCobhamPod - on delap and discipline.....was chatting to an Ipswich supporting mate at work today - he mentioned that delap was *definitely* like that for them, but just about managed to stay on the right side of the line in terms of cards...!
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oh and this might be one for @MattDaviesAdams - has anyone mentioned that we seem to be getting lots of German 🇩🇪 language ads on the pod now?! 😂
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Replying to @FootballCliches
@FootballCliches words definitely need to be said about infantino's footwear choice....
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ok that trophy presentation got so much worse than the fucking trainers....why does trump get to be part of the trophy lift??? FUMING!
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happy tenth birthday to this masterpiece
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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roses are red, violets are blue...
Dildo I just found in my hotel's air vent tastes like lamb vindaloo.
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in japan and just experiencd my first earthquake....still feeling a bit wobbly 😳
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No other country can do this
No other country can do this
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hmmm ok
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests bbc.in/3ZA0EHd
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
From the article & authors of study- “The review did not look at lower-income countries, or specifically focus on children, young people & those with existing problems, the groups most likely affected, experts say, and risks hiding important effects among disadvantaged groups.“
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this match is an absolute banger....wish I was there #CFCBVB
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you absolutely love to see it #MARPOR
Replying to @Fred_Delicious
a crying Ronaldo tomorrow would be like the triple crown
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good god I bloody love football #MORSPA
happy halloween children enjoy your scrambled egg xox
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Replying to @robdelaney
@robdelaney the south bank didn't get their books in time for the event last week, so I grabbed a copy from W'stones... then devoured it in 3hrs. Beautifully written, painful and funny in equal measure - I wish it didn't have to exist, but thank you for writing it 💙
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also, lmao at this clarification
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seen on reddit, this might rival @gdavies "Baghdad" as the best nickname ever created
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just had my third cornetto of the day. frankly I'd say that's a show of restraint, half expected to be in double digits by now.
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cc @edgarwright (I got to 4 by the end of the day....yes I have an unhealthy addiction)