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Joined November 2013
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Guys it will never get better than this
THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
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Our starting lineup went insane tonight wtf??? Unreal performance
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Giannis side step 3, yeah the Pacers never stood a chance this game
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WHEN KLAY IS HOT, THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE
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Klay is actually insane when he’s hitting his shots omg
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YEEAAHHH KLAYYYY!!!!
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🔥Robert🔥 retweeted
Guy who devotes 15 hours a day to optimizing his diet and lifestyle: crippling headache in a first class lounge Guy who’s 5 martinis deep at 8 am when he hears the last call for his flight: able to sprint a quarter mile to make it in time while holding his McDonald’s happy meal
sitting in an airport lounge, headache within 30 minutes. last time i was here (SJO) co2 level was 1200-2000ppm in this lounge. i don't think we understand how bad air is in places like this and how negatively it affects us.
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You can tell people like this have never read history because prior to Christianity the general through-line on all ancient culture's morality is "It's good to kill your enemies and then rape their wives and enslave their children because we hate them and we're stronger"
oh no. Sorry. You're right. Christianity invented morality. before christianity people were just doing Whatever. Killing everyone and everything. Never doing anything for anyone other than themselves. That's how the world worked before christianity
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This guy Giannis is cracked
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Increased HR but decreased Cardiac Hypertrophy🤨🤨🤨
"tirzepatide is a weight loss drug." tip of the iceberg.
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I’m actually devastated that the time is about to change This is literally one of the best times of year. The sunrise at 7:00 A.M. and the sunset at 7:00 P.M. is so nice
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Dude you are playing shit defense rn please stop talking
Giannis Antetokounmpo says he is the best two way player of his era: “In my era, best two way player. I can prove it. Best defensive player, and MVP.” (h/t @TheHeatCentral )
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Yes I know he won DPOY 7 years ago. He’s got the whole season left he just needs to lock in. He’s got one of the worst DRTG on the team rn
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🔥Robert🔥 retweeted
It's actually found in multiple 2,000-year-old manuscripts known as "the gospels."
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Nietzsche spoke of this
Replying to @blockhead4000
Wtf do I want to be high IQ for?
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“The findings could strengthen evidence of his historical existence” It would be clinically insane to doubt that Jesus Christ existed
A new analysis argues that Jewish historian Josephus’ 1st century account of Jesus is authentic and may draw on firsthand sources connected to his trial, possibly high priest Ananus II. The findings could strengthen evidence of his historical existence. - Oxford University Press
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I think some of you are misunderstanding what I’m saying Yes, Jesus Christ existed. There is more overwhelming testimony that He existed more than any other figure in human history That’s why it would be *clinically* insane to doubt that He existed. And for the record, yes, I’m Christian.
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The funny thing is Giannis' helioball offense, with 0 offball movement and questionable defense from him, is partly why we lost those first 4 games Giannis passes the ball, then stays still on offense. Then his defensive rotations are bad. And our shooters were horrible too.
Giannis Antetokounmpo is NOT trying to wait if the Miami Heat need more time to build around him, per @sam_amick “The gap between where they are currently and where they wanted to be at this stage is kind of troublingly wide.” (Via @TheAthleticLIVE)
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Like inasmuch as Giannis is dominant and an incredible player, you have to build a very specific team around him to win a chip. If he doesn't rectify the issues of team fit by modifying his playstyle, you're simply not going to win a chip with him unless you have a stacked team
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Poor girl is pouring her heart out about not being able to afford a house and this wiseguy responds by talking about another dude’s ass
Q: How do you expect us to start families young when the average price of a home feels out of reach? JD VANCE: I want to point out that I've only gotten one question about Jon Husted's ass
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This is the best slander sentence I have ever read in my life
If mitchell was a bunny rabbit he would literally be mauled on day 3 Truly the most outrageously and unintelligibly bad peripheral vision I have ever seen in another human being
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