I'm watching @iKasperr play what might be the worrrrst seed ever at twitch.tv/iKasperr!

Just might be people aren't your fucking ally, and you should get over yourself a wee bit.

#Hearthstone Anniversary Giveaway from @DesignByHumans feat. prizes from @SteelSeries @icyveinscom + @Kripparrian! bit.ly/Hearthstone1Year

Don't give a fuck who's on the mound or the mic.

My twitter feed needs a fuckin' nap.

God damn it, The Order, why you do this? I love a good third person shooter and you've apparently shit the bed.

That moment where you wish someone would just shut the fuuuuuck up. And no, that's not to anybody I follow.

(lack of) caffeine headache + twitter is a bad combo.

I entered to win a copy of @evolvegame from @gamespot! woobox.com/nbb4no

Sometimes you have to remind yourself how delicious lemonade, even the powdered variety, is.

I'm kind of a downer tonight, I should also stop doing _that_. :P

I should probably stop being so goddamn fat.

Sometimes, I just ain't got the words.

@sinisteragent Chris Redfield can't play that song for shit. :o

Remember, kids: Committing perjury (as misusing the DMCA is) to try to fuck with someone is not your best idea ever.

The hammer spree is looking like a better idea every day, folks.

@davidsgallant God damn it.

@davidsgallant Yeah, he's too chicken shit to quote Ice T correctly. ("Talk shit, get shot.")