Robyn Gallant

gooooob morning. i’m being told. someone came down the chimney last night. this is preposterous. i would’ve lost my mind

we were in the car. stopped at a grey light. when i accidentally dropped my stuffed fren sebastian out the window. the human saved him. and as far as i could tell. nobody in the cars around us. seemed to mind the delay

apparently. we lost an entire hour of sleep the other night. which is rude. so to get my revenge. i will be sleeping all day every day. for the rest of the year

i will love you. for all eternity. and in return. could you please wipe away my eye boogers

oh don’t mind me. i just love you

i was lying on the couch. all snuggled up with the human. when they got up and left the room. it’s like they don’t know. that without attention. i will explode

the human seems distracted. so i put my paw on their knee. and now they know. that whatever it is. we’re in it together

i have performed my final security lap. around the household. i’m happy to report. snoozles are a go

the nights are getting colder. and i think it would really improve. my quality of snoozle. if you tucked me into bed

i have locked myself in the bathroom. do not ask me how it happened. because i don’t have that information. hopefully. my stuffed fren sebastian. has already called. the proper authorities

gooooob morning. the human is trying to leave. but i’m touching them. faster than they can use a lint roller