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Roc Tok

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Dean of Good Boi University at Trollhaugen. GBU’s Provost is "Primetime" Deion Sanders. TMZ Live. Dude/Duder. Coming Soon: https://teapawt.org/t.co/5FCn7vh2yK

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Joined September 2010
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@JimNortonOct 15
I have not commented on the Shane Gillis monologue becasue I need time to process and heal.
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As you get older and you see people getting offended by comedy you don’t even care anymore. You just wonder how people can’t understand humor, and then you go about your day.
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#NBALive 2003 turns 24 today in North America! 🔥🏀🎮 #easports #bballvideogames
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Top 3 in passing ever and he’s not 2 and he’s not 3
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@nuggetsOct 4
Jok is ALREADY doin' this kind of stuff...
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Randy Moss and Kevin Garnett can do anything in Minnesota
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Throwback to the Vikings vs Saints Playoff game when Randy Moss scored 2 TD’s in custom Purple 🟣 Jordan 11’s 🔥
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Do Roomba’s talk dirty or do they keep everything clean?
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There are some bad bad bois in The Sopranos
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There is so much in the world; it really freaks you out if you really think about it
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People who say Ray Allen was just a shooter never say Ray Allen before Boston
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People who were afraid of the vaccine because there wasn’t enough testing are popping peptides like they are candy!
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@pitlessballSep 24
Dirk Nowitzki 2002 WCR1 Tape: 33.3 PPG, 15.7 RPG, 68.6% TS (+16.3 rTS%), 3.0 SPG, 1.3 BPG
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People that thought Caleb Williams was bad don’t know football
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How is Tim Tebow not a gay man?
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Yea im old
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@Big12ConferenceSep 5
REGGIE BUSH II TAKES IT AWAY 🔒 📺 ABC
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@NFLSep 5
Vikings S Harrison Smith agrees to terms to come back for 15th season on a 1-year, $12.25M deal with playoff incentives worth up to $16.25M. (via @RapSheet, @MikeGarafolo)
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@marknormSep 4
Lindsay Clancy is OJ for white women
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Dope thrills
@essa_museSep 2
Hunter S. Thompson refused to come to the studio. The only way Conan could get him on the show was to meet him on a farm in upstate New York. To shoot guns. And drink hard liquor. They set up a full bar in a field. A bartender in a tuxedo handed Hunter a shotgun he’d never fired. Then an M60. They blew apart stuffed animals and a Bill Buckner target while Conan tried to look like this was a normal interview. Hunter howled. Conan looked like he might not make it home. This is still the least talk-show interview ever done on a talk show. Genius making Conan come to him, or just the most dangerous booking in late-night history?
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Life expectancy in Hong Kong is 83.5 years old. In the United States it’s 76. At 75 I'm moving to Hong Kong.
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