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Professional explicator and maker of soothing sounds. Debut novel 'Un-ruined' from @malarkeybooks @Rogerjva.bsky.social @rogerva@mastodon.social Hive @rogerva

Bostonish
Joined October 2008
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Replying to @absurdistwords
Once you have been taught to dismiss your own emotions, it is a simple step to dismiss those of others.
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I don't know how it's traditionally classified, but make no mistake, UN-RUINED by @rogerjva is a horror novel. Especially if you're a parent. Tackling the twin fears of death and one's inability to shield loved ones from it. Uniquely devastating. @MalarkeyBooks
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This is stacked full of bangers like this fire ass shit from @yo_adrianididit. Go get it, ya dorkuses.
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If you do not write your book the result is simple: you are cursed to see fragments of it everywhere, piecemeal, for the rest of your life.
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For many years I have been posting little observations on here. What you may not know is that for many years, artists have been illustrating them - for no reason other than they wanted to respond. Below is a thread of some of these beautiful drawings, because they should be seen:
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There’s a word in modern German slang, Knäckebrottelefonierer, which describes a person who talks into their phone while holding it in front of their mouth like a cracker. It literally means “crispbread phoner”
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Ship arrived too late to save a drowning witch
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Replying to @thatfrood
I think Our Valued Classmate was the play Abraham Lincoln was watching when he got shot
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 952
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If not for Flavio and Marita would La Ciénaga (2001) have even been made? I think not, Jefe.
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"Cultural literacy is an Always Food, my friend."
From one of my all time favorite pieces of writing, “The Pitch Meeting for Animaniacs.”
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More like Bayseian Priory, amirite guys?
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Replying to @earthcounter
sharks are older than the rings of saturn
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"sharks are older than the north star" is now the worst fact i know
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It’s worth remembering that many of the most enduring and acclaimed novels in history - Tristram Shandy, Middlemarch, Jane Eyre, Moby-Dick, Ulysses - are animated by the timeless question “What if there was a really weird guy?”
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Replying to @CorpsicleHeart
So many! The newest is Child Craft by @amygcb from @BellePointPress, but also books by @laughingyeti, @jthouse37, @rogerjva, @Axiopoeticus, @LeighChadwick5. @writesforlife, @thenurtureboy and lots more I first learned about/saw on social media.
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Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
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Gloria Patri (2023, @MalarkeyBooks)
Proud Boys member Joe Biggs has been sentenced to 17 years in federal prison, the second-longest sentence of any Jan. 6 defendant. @ryanjreilly reports. on.msnbc.com/45QTcdr
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