Creative Director, GoDigital Inc. @GoDigitalorg, Building Swiphr 🛍 with a team of Creative Geniuses @swiphrHQ. Actively engaging with angel investors #Magic

Lekki, Nigeria
Joined September 2018
So, basically she did nothing?
some babes are sooo fucking annoying bro😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Kings, disregard this advise. There are girls who are already your spec and would like you. You don't need to build any girl, you'd probably just be building her for another man, and they wouldn't do the same for you. If girls who are your spec ain't liking you, keep working on yourself until they do. Also, never take advise on how to treat a woman from a woman.
Only if men can pay attention to the girls that really likes them. She is fat? take her with you to the gym and help her keep fit. You don't fancy her skin? get her good skin care products. Mould your woman to what you want, I'm sure she is also willing to adjust just for you.
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Same gender wey dey use relationship scam men.
“If you don’t have any good intentions toward a girl, tell her. Just because you want to ‘chop’ her, you lie that you love her. Stop using relationships to be ‘chopping’ girls. You guys should stop lying to girls.” — Lady pleads with men who are fond of deceiving women into relationships just because they want to sleep with them
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Most expensive and valuable thing wey dem dey sell for 20k for Ikota.
Men are sooo stupid. You can't even afford an ordinary iPhone 17 for a girl, yet you want her to give you the most expensive and valuable thing she has. Make it make sense.
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This bastard.
PTSD Tuesday Post that tweet that gives people PTSD.
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That means you’ll be the one taking care of their responsibilities, just as men are doing right now, and women will be paying child support in the case of divorce or separation.
The government should introduce a new rule stating that newborn children should inherit their mother's surname instead of their father's. This stupid patriarchal tradition of passing down the father's surname should stop immediately. Respect to Deepika for initiating this.
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I can’t commit or be loyal to a girl who isn’t spending on me.
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Who wants to marry y’all? Even men your age would rather marry younger girls. Women are too delusional. 😂💔
Women over 40 are terrifying to certain men because we’ve had enough time to compare notes
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We're in 2026. 🤦‍♀️
S€x on a first date. Does it mean someone is cheap, or is it a choice ? 🤔
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😂 whatever you guys are doing in Naija, you should come up with a new name for it. It is not what oyibo's call dating.
first time i had the opportunity of dating someone abroad. nearly cried tears of joy, i didnt have to do much, she was so perfect. Naija babes ke? no worry, them no real.
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Akande of Ede retweeted
If society tells poor men they can’t afford a woman, why shame wealthy men for having more than one? You can’t make money the standard for a man’s worth and then move the goalposts when he has options.
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Na men wey dey take women on a date dey fuck up 😂
Women will never plan dates they simply can’t afford Men should not plan dates they can’t afford too Don’t come here and talk about 50/50 on a date you initiated Me wey I no initiate, I no get sense?? And also, if I take a man on a date, I’m paying !! No stress
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Hair isn't theirs, lashes not theirs, makeup, nails not theirs but yeah they're aesthetically pleasing 😭😭
There is no race of women more aesthetically pleasing than Black women🤎🌅
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Replying to @theAuntieAngie
I guarantee if men were the ones who had to carry and birth children they wouldn’t complain half as much as women do.
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Does this mean that a girl who can’t get pregnant, perhaps due to PCOS or a previous abortion, should definitely go 50/50?
Can we PLEASE retire this whole 50/50 and gender roles debate? 🙄 I’ll gladly go 50/50 with my man the day he can carry our baby for NINE months, push that baby out of his behind, heal his own body, and clock back into work a month later like nothing happened! Until then, stop confusing equality with REALITY! Some things in life will NEVER be 50/50. 💯
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The age-of-consent argument is similar to the minimum-wage argument. If you raise the age of consent to 25, men will simply wait until women turn 25 to “take advantage” of them. The real question is, at what age does a woman become a fully mature adult?
This lady is requesting that the government raise the age of consent from 18, arguing that men will take advantage of girls who finish high school in the next three weeks.
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The worst mistake patriarchy ever made was protecting women. They should have sent women to war. Sent them to the mines. Let them see what war actually looks like. Only the rich had freedom, education, and a voice. And rich women had it too. Their daughters had tutors, private schools, maids, dresses. No oppression. Just privilege. If all men were so free and educated, why were they dying like dogs? Why were MEN the laborers? Why were MEN the farmers who couldn't read? Why were MEN the miners dead at 30 with black lungs? Why were MEN the soldiers blown apart in trenches? If they were educated, why weren't they professors? If they were free, why couldn't they refuse war? If they had a voice, who heard them scream when they died? There was NO freedom. There was NO education. There was NO voice. There was only WORK. WAR. Diseases, plagues and DEATH. That was 95% of men's lives. What you call oppression was PROTECTION. Men said: You stay home. You stay safe. I'll go die. I'll die in the field. I'll die in the mine. I'll die in the war. Men didn't oppress you. Men shielded you from a world that was killing them every day. And you were so shielded, you started to think you were oppressed. Patriarchy didn't oppress women. It protected women so well, women forgot what danger even was. That's why you talk like this. You never saw the legs, the blood, the graves. If you had, you'd have some gratitude.
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Prayer ofo yii noni Bunch of useless elderly clowns
Catholic Bishops Declare Nationwide Fasting, Prayers Ahead of 2027 Elections
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Someone wrote a book titled “Nearly all the men in Lagos are mad”, you celebrated it. You said ‘if you are not one of the guys, why are you upset?’ Now someone else has written a book titled “Nearly all the women in Lagos are beggars”, you are convulsing and crying. Why exactly are you wailing? Well let’s ask you the golden question: If you are not a beggar, why are you upset?
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“Marriage makes women abandon their dreams.” You’re 30, unmarried, and "free" to do whatever you want. How many of those dreams have you actually achieved?
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