mildly threatening. visibly annoying. tastefully emo.
Portland, OR
Joined March 2012
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I haven’t used this app in over a year, but I felt this was worthy of needing to be shared immediately amongst all social media platforms.
@jonasbrothers @joejonas @nickjonas @kevinjonas
Artist: Vee @ Aunties’ Arts and Tats
👑RayGun of Tourlandia👑 retweeted
I love marshmallow peeps and I’m so tired of pretending I don’t mow through seven boxes every spring. I love eating my stupid fucking sand duckies. Leave me alone.
👑RayGun of Tourlandia👑 retweeted
how do I get one of those jobs where you get paid $100,000 to attend zoom meetings on a laptop for 3 working hours per week
👑RayGun of Tourlandia👑 retweeted
.@RonnieRonRayGun & i in middle school
Avril’s upcoming Greatest Hits tour is the exact equivalent to my version of the Eras tour, and trying to decide which era of Avril to go as.
👑RayGun of Tourlandia👑 retweeted
designing merch for tours makes me sick like we either have to make the ugliest shit ever so you dipshits buy it or we make stuff we actually like and make $0 for the love of god just learn how to dress yourself you look stupid as shit
👑RayGun of Tourlandia👑 retweeted
“my boyfriend is such a golden retriever” ok well your golden retriever is cheating on you
Anyone that rushes up to a dog, immediately gets in their face, and tries to touch them without asking, DESERVES to get bit. Especially, if the dog is giving clear signals they’re not ok with it, and you continue to do so.
I said what I said.
I’ll be alone in my apartment, talking to my deaf dog, telling her how much I love her, and how special she is, because I think no matter what, she still deserves that🥰💕
I feel like I’m probably the only person in existence to have my apartment decorated with a Wednesday 13 poster, a Jonas Brothers poster, a Prince poster, and an ABBA poster all at the same time.
