surplus goos and slimes

Joined January 2012
if you pay for twitter and you comment on my posts i will block you instantly. my doctor is extremely concerned by how much dopamine i will receive by hitting that big ol block button on your stupid account.
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"The three guilds have united against you" is the type of shit you hear before you get sealed away in a fucking crystal
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Replying to @Son_ImSleep
This one kills me every time
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loading one 100lb bag of sand after another into the trunk of my car so I can properly tailgate before tonight's screening of DUNE
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We've been thinking about a new list podcast in which we have to rate the 20 best games from the UK. Retweet if that would be fun for you to listen to
This is every original IP video game made in the UK between 1983 and 1995
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I for one welcome Captain Falcon
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worrying new variant
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So @UK_music has blocked me for indicating to them that I didn’t think most people that actually work in “UK MUSic” would want to be represented by An Ex Tory advisor who worked with the Torys through Austerity. If you like me you want that known please RT x
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Unknown Mortal Orchestra recording vocals
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Super Baby Method?
When I am inconvenienced in any way
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So lovely finding the hand painted stones whilst on a local walk
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Which of your amiibo are you going to kiss at midnight
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A year ago today. Happy birthday @DeadWaxDigbeth we wish we could celebrate with you in person! Photograph by the brilliant Jessie Rose.
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It feels great ordering POKEMON to commit crimes.
Fuck off you little herrenvolk shite
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