Last season every single football fan wanted us to go down. I mean every single 1. So fuck Man Utd, hope the cunts tumble. Harsh on Carrick but tough shit

Carrick should quit in his presser. Fuck them right off

Permits pulled at work 🥳🥳 so today will now consist of Guinness, football, more Guinness and more football finished off with a Ruby late. Already regreting tomorrow. FUCK IT

Today is not the day to be working on site 😫 should have stayed in fucking bed

Remember when Man Utd wanted Tonali and Fernandes and got neither yet Utd fans told everyone they got the better player in Tielmans. Lads we need to build around these 2

Dont get too excited after 30 minutes, we all know the script

Fuck the Chelsea slags. I detest this game 🤮🤮 Anyway UP THE Y!DS

Someone just told me their is only 3 numbers between 1 and 5 but 4 numbers between 5 and 10. I swear to god iv been thinking about this for about 3 hours and my head has completely fell off

Was bored so i watched re-runs of Spurs 2015/16, 16/17 seasons. Now im just depressed. Kids today will never know how good Dele really was and they think Kane started scoring since his switch to Bavaria 🫠

Not as fast as a 25 yard thunder cunt

Harry Kane pinging that ball around like he got a bastard GPS in their

United are fucking disgusting

Mickey Van Der Ven will catch you quicker than a Monday Morning on a Friday afternoon

Madders you dirty dirty boy 😍😍😍

UP THE Y!DS COME ON YOU FUCKING SPURS

Who remembers??? I wanna go back

Geordies trying to convince everyone that Nico Gonalez is better than Bruno and Tonali is like me telling everyone Richarlson is better than Kane and Son. Fucking idiots

Bottom again, bottom again, bottom again ole ole

"Shes given me a pass so the packets en route"

George Michael's best song is One More Try. Dont even fucking argue