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THE FIRST LESSON IS: NO ONE'S EVEN LOOKING davetrott.co.uk/2026/10/the-…
THE YOU ERA
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If you spent your whole life working your way to the top, here comes the fun part.
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Save hundreds of pounds on skiing lessons by carrying a clipboard and shouting encouragement at other people.
#SKIING
AN INCREDIBLE RUSH
WITH A SMOOTH
COME DOWN.
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#FlyingCars
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║ AND IF YOU LOOK DOWN |
║ TO YOUR LEFT, YOU'LL SEE |
║ YOUR JEALOUS NEIGHBOURS |
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#FlyingCars
DOESN'T ASK YOU TO BE
A BETTER VERSION
OF YOURSELF.
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#pies
It’s only crazy until you start loosing.
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AN HOUR-LONG INVESTIGATION INTO WHICH OF YOUR FRIENDS IS A CHEAT.
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Crazy golf £5.99 |
Things were proceeding nicely until someone mentioned the last train.
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Takes the breathalyser away.
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Why do sensible decisions end with a cat on your head?
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The upgrade that comes with a downgrade.
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