Chris Beard’s return to Lubbock was way more Hostile than Lane Kiffin’s return to Oxford.

Ball don’t lie you fuck bags @Big12Conference

We have highway robbery in Orlando.

Clay McGuire. Mack Leftwitch. Kenny Perry. Will Hammond. All these names have no business being in Lubbock next year.

Kenny Perry. How many fuking special teams penalties are you aiming for this year? Gonna be a record.

They are burning you in the flats. They will now expect you to take that away and will go vertical in the second half.

Shiel Wood and the linebackers are getting absolutely cooked in this second quarter.

Not sure what the fuck we do in practice?

We have zero awareness of where the sticks are.

Roll Call you Red Raiders!

The only reason Brandon Walker has a microphone is because he’s just a Retarded SEC Make-A-Wish Kid.

It’s time to disband the AP Poll and snatch the credentials of all who vote.

Kirk Herbstreit could watch Notre Dame lose by 40 and still find a way to explain how they’re actually the better team. He has Notre Dame’s dick so far down his throat he needs a damn Heimlich maneuver.

$6 Million For Arch Manning should be punishable by Firing Squad.

It’s time to have a real serious conversation

Lubbock Coronado Mustangs Mother Fucker

Texas State Head Coach Mack Leftwitch

Mack Leftwitch. That’s called a post. Take notes.

Feed. Kenny. Johnson.