Love child of Sammy Maudlin and Lola Heatherton. How are ya?
Ft. Smith
Joined February 2011
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Best ever wrestling match/moment list IMo
Best Royal Rumble start: 1989 Ax and @RealDemoSmash at 1&2
Best IC Title Match: Piper (c) vs. Bret Hart
Best commentary: Bobby Heenan Royal Rumble 92
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Streaming has killed all sports for me. I don't want to have to have a dozen different streaming platforms to watch games, races or matches.
I'm sorry, maybe I'm just super basic but you can't beat a plain Wonder Bread and Kraft singles cheese sandwich.
Why do we as a society fight drugs so much? I mean take Stephen king for instance, with drugs we get "IT" and "The Shining" after drugs we get "Cell", get that man some cocaine and heroin stat
I'm close to just stopping dialysis and letting whatever happens happen. I'm sick of my life being: wake up, send in dialysis report, tear down dialysis, (2 hours me time), set up dialysis, hook up to dialysis,try to sleep, wake up ... #SometimesDeadIsBetter
I don't know what's different about me lately, I just hate any fried food. I can taste the grease and nobody cleans or changes theirs enough. I know it's expensive, but if you make your money with fried food, spend the little extra to make sure your oils clean people can taste it
Old me: I'm hungry, let me go grab some chips and a sandwich.
Me now: I'm hungry, ohh, let me cut up this bell pepper and slice some sweet onion.
For the first time in over 35 years, I'm under 200 lbs. And to think, it only took total kidney failure to do it. Order my book and weight loss plan* today!
*Not a real weight loss plan, it sucks.
It's just before 5am and I can't sleep at all. I've spent the last hour chopping and dicing onions, bell and jalapeno peppers and garlic to start a pot of chili in a little bit. Then again, my chili takes half a day to prepare. But I make enough to freeze a few gallons, too
2nd Christmas in a row I've been sick, the good news is it's just a stomach flu and not trying to kill me like last year.
Just a reminder that Chance Wilkins of Akron, OH was caught sending pictures of his peen to what he believed was a 14 year old, bullied girl and is trying to become a gaming streamer to more kids with Fortnight. #Cyraxx #puthimunderthejail
Don't let people dissuade you from buying from AliExpress because they aren't licensed. F Hasbro. I got the legends KO Omega Supreme for the price of SS 86 Bumblebee (at about 6 times the size)and it kicks so much ass it's scary. Screw the Hasbro tax, buy KO.
I see these commercials for things like St. Jude with children with leukemia, etc. and I can't help but think if there is a God, it would be an evil fucking bastard.
So, apparently, our washing machine draining into a ditch is against epa policy, even though it has been that way for over 60 years so the place was built and we have a week to get $8300 worth of plumbing redone.