The Gooch

Rule 71: After your 6th drink, dont look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

Rule 5: If she smokes, she pokes.

Rule 3: If it has tits or tires, you're gonna have problems.

Rule 70: Don't take your rent money into the titty club.

Rule 263:Charlie A "Charlie Horse" is not an animal. It just fuckin' hurts.

Rule 49: Morning wood can be a gift or a curse (proceed with caution on school or work days; could make you late).

Rule 212: Oakland Raider fans are either; thugs, disgusting, criminals, or all 3. They can not be trusted.

Rule 356: If she gotta big booty, then you call her Big Booty.

Rule 207: Fart noises were, are, and always will be hilarious.

Rule 18: No photo? It never happened.

Rule 13: Any titties, are good titties.

Rule 88: No one gives a fuck about the fucks you arent giving.

Rule 69: LOL "69"

Rule 14: Just got text a difficult question? Don't text back, they'll understand.

Rule 17: When in doubt, rub one out.

Rule 112: (Not necessarily a rule, but something to watch out for) Dudes with anteaters, transformers, hoodies, etc. act different.

Rule 109: Banana Runts will not be tolerated.

Rule 10: It aint no fun if the homies can't have none.

Rule 77: Bury me next to 2 bitchez!

Rule 76: 2 Chainz is terrible, and can not be enjoyed alone. Acceptable 2 Chainz listening scenarios; working out and the booty club.