Levered to the tits.
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Kendall Roy, Analyst 1 retweeted
What if instead of Greek life, it was chinese life.
"Yeah bro I'm rushing 毛 (Mao) 泽 (Ze) 东 (Dong) next semester."
"There's like 1.4 billion people in my pledge class."
"I heard the pledge master's a dick bro."
I am Clarence Xiao Jr 👍
Kendall Roy, Analyst 1 retweeted
They call him the Soup Nazi. Well, thats's a lofty accusation - one that could end your life in this country.
I like soup. I eat a bowl of chicken and stars every morning. Does liking Gespacho make me a Gestapo? *laughs hysterically*
(Serious voice) No, of course not.
Kendall Roy, Analyst 1 retweeted
He will be a top 5 pick. Where yo son going ? Lololol I got time today. Lololol
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Shedeur Sanders was not a top 5 draft pick.
nfl.com/draft/tracker/…
Kendall Roy, Analyst 1 retweeted
Woke up early. There was no worm.
ALT A young burrowing owl sporting an expression that’s proving it’s a real “hoot” at dawn.
Kendall Roy, Analyst 1 retweeted
>fell for it again award
The impact probability of asteroid 2024 YR4 has dropped to 0.004%. It's expected to safely pass Earth in 2032.
Read the full update: go.nasa.gov/3I0ZA7K
ALT A black-and-white image of asteroid 2024 YR4, a small dot in the center of a swarm of larger ones. The asteroid is circled, with "2024 YR4" in text above it. Credit: NASA/Magdalena Ridge 2.4m telescope/New Mexico Institute of Technology/Ryan
Kendall Roy, Analyst 1 retweeted
5 or 6 episodes in and I’m already starting to like this Homer guy lol
Kendall Roy, Analyst 1 retweeted
Imagine if teeth were flaccid and got hard when u were hungry. Like your mom asks if u wanna eat but you say no but she sees your teeth are hard and says “don’t lie look how hard you are for mommy” and then she gives u some food. Who’s building this.
