@RuRuRunIt

📍NYC

 New York, NY
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Joined April 2009
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Oh you like me? What are your 43 favorite things about me?
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I got a haircut.
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I lost ten pounds when I moved from Chicago to NYC because no bars here have two dollar beer specials every Sunday.
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My Uber driver honked at the driver in front of us for 5 solid minutes while giving him the bird with both hands and they both got out of their cars at a red light to yell obscenities at each other but he did get me to the airport 5 minutes early so I’m giving him 4 stars.
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I tipped him 20% so he can afford therapy.
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Going viral on Twitter is so funny because it nets me zero dollars but I do learn a fun and exciting new slur for whatever minority some random dad in a flyover state thinks I am.
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I think for my birthday this year I’m going to rent out a karaoke bar and invite everyone and then I will perform for a full hour and nobody else is allowed to sing.
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Boyfriend Chase appreciation post!
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I actually do not think the women at the gym are dressing for the men bc the men at the gym are all in the steam room jacking each other off.
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I love being 34 but seeing the world clearly in a way I simply couldn’t in my 20s had led to a lot of illuminating epiphanies concerning what fault I own for the failure of past relationships - platonic and otherwise - and it’s a tough pill to swallow!
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I don’t know if I’m melancholy bc of standard birthday season self-reflection or bc a young person told me I looked good “for my age.”
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Hate to be pedantic but the train platform on the right is largely unchanged from the days of the original Penn Station. The infrastructure on top was all demolished, & it is a loss. But even in the original Penn Station you would’ve walked down the stairs to that same platform.
Warren Steury
@NWSteuryOct 14
“One entered the city like a god. One scuttles in now like a rat.” - Vincent Scully on Penn Station
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Just went to a taping of Watch What Happens Live & @Andy came out to take questions & mine was if he was Team Kelly or Team Art of Play & the guy after me asked why Kevin Spacey hasn’t been on the show bc the allegations were “unproven.” Two different kinds of people, I suppose.
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The only acceptable post after a gay breakup is a selfie next to a large body of water during the sunset with the caption “really needed this.”
rishi@rish_234Oct 12
not that I care for influencers but omg this is so shady💀bro it’s been like 3 days
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I think blaming Russian bots on *everything* feels good because it gives America an easy out and an even easier path forward; but the reality is that we have a population that’s too uneducated to spot foreign propaganda and local billionaires who know how to exploit that.
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Kelly Clarkson is at my house with a gun and she won’t leave until I sell her my dog.
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The first Suicide Squad is bar none one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. So godawful it can’t even be viewed through a campy lens. The sequel, however, is one of the best superhero movies of all time.
Lou
@_iamlougottiOct 10
Gun pointed to your head, name a 0/10 movie
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Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no
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It just took 10 soup dumplings, cold chili oil noodles, General Tso’s chicken, a medium original Froyo with cookie dough, chocolate chips, and shredded coconut and half a glass of water to figure out I was just thirsty.
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