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not really here. 💖💜💙 she/her

unceded Algonquin land
Joined July 2011
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surprise, chicken nuggets! it's cover + release date reveal time! The Match Faker is: *available preorder now: a.co/d/aBpyLAP *out in ebook and print 11.15.24 *the prettiest book on earth thanks to Sam at Ink & Laurel
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"I feel like every team has the same opportunities when I go into free agency." -Juan Soto on if the Yankees have an advantage in his free agency (via @snyyankees)
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Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a goth nightclub
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today is national enemy day everyone post your nemesis
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Johnny Depp to receive the Lifetime Achievement award at the Rome Film Festival.
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The only banner that matters
Over 700,000 Loonie Dogs were consumed this season. 🫡🌭
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a second Moo Deng snot bubble video has hit the internet
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WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL? WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN OUR ENEMIES CLOSED IN AROUND US?
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IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
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no they wouldn’t. they’d be like “tabarnak man c’est un fucking gros lézard câlice”
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Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners. We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.
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Yeah I'll be real that's basically what I assumed it was up to
Shocking images reveal Titanic is disintegrating on the ocean floor
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Oh wowww… hear the crowd erupt 🤯
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It was called PRETTY WOMAN not INTERESTING MAN!!!
Richard Gere thinks his #PrettyWoman character was "criminally underwritten." "It was basically a suit and a good haircut," he said. bit.ly/3yRlABr
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SAMWISE THE BRAVE DID NOT GO WITH FRODO INTO THE VERY FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM TO BE REFERRED TO AS "BOB FROM STRANGER THINGS"
Bob from Stranger Things, Sean Astin, makes an appearance at the Democratic National Convention.
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Our annual tradition of sacrificing billionaires to appease Poseidon is going well I see
Tech billionaire Mike Lynch is missing after $18M yacht sank off Italian coast
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