Get Innocuous!

Melbourne
Joined February 2014
Victory routinely gave up result changing goals after the 75th minute last season - with City ramping up their performance will be interesting to see how they respond
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Dylan Scicluna is an absolute star 🚀
Wanderers are 𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒍 on the counter-attack ⚡️ Brandon Borrello scores Western Sydney's first goal of the new A-League Men season to get level against Auckand! 🎯 📺 Paramount+
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We’re at a local cricket match while Theo sleeps in the car and a bloke in a ute next to has just had Macca’s delivered. This is living
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Knocked off the apple pie and having a post-Macca’s dart with the door open. King
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Rudi Edsall retweeted
Is Scott Boland currently the best all-format batter in the world?
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Making an ODI double century and captaining the team to a loss in a run chase of 430 in the same game feels like the kind of thing that could only happen to Harry Brook.
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Sri Lanka chasing down 430 v England would be the biggest cricket story of the day for sure
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Rickleton wouldn’t have caught that with another million cracks at it
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Scott Boland has faced more deliveries in this dig than any Aussie did in the first innings.
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Won’t get too much attention if Australia lose by an innings but that is a Proper Knock from Travis Head
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Niche I realise, but a pleasing contrast between the orange of Brisbane that he’s swapping for Perth purple.
We’ve got O’Shea! Perth Glory is delighted to announce that vastly-experienced midfielder Jay O'Shea has today signed a season-long contract with the club. Full details here: bit.ly/4yt5fLL Welcome on board, Jay! @aleaguemen #ONEGlory
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Marnus, mate…
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Vics should have a dip at opening the batting with Harry Hoekstra as well tbh
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The pained analogy, the condescending and insulting delivery, the sheer unfunniness while congratulating itself for being hilarious, this is the most Reddit shit ever
Guy on one of the aus subreddits asks why his "high growth" retirement account has been stuck at the same number for 5 months despite regularly putting money in, and gets this response:
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Will simply never get bored of this, it's incredible.
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Doing my Red Rooster run Sunday evening and a group of about 10 blokes step out of the chest-high bushes to demand I stop shining a light upon the frayed nature of Australian masculinity. It's just the Sunday blues driving them I know, and the boys soon scatter to the four winds
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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Back once again
German Ferreyra stopped Sydney FC in their tracks and celebrated like he'd scored a goal 😂 The Download crew are BACK for season 2026/27 and run the rule over a new-look Western Sydney Wanderers 👀 Watch the full show on the A-Leagues YouTube.
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Harry Hoekstra 👀
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God he’s so fucking Victorian
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