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Exquisite timing. The elections are over. What a coincidence!
Predictable silence. Suddenly, the White House has nothing to say about those $5,000 checks.
Who could possibly have seen that coming? 🙄
Pressed on whether Trump has officially scrapped the idea for the $5,000 checks, the White House did not reply. cnn.it/4k8c5mF
Musk’s DeLorean. All that futuristic engineering, and the only thing that went backwards was the sales forecast. Great Scott, what a spectacular achievement. 🤣
Two years to fill the vacancies. Now suddenly it’s an emergency requiring all-nighters. Amazing how losing power concentrates the mind. Splendid.
How fascinating. Asked whether he’s planning to run, he denies making phone calls. A splendid answer to a question nobody asked.
A bold declaration against pronouns, delivered using two of them. Splendid work, soon-to-be-former Congresswoman.
Oh, this is priceless. Kennedy’s fighting corporate influence while defending an administration his own insiders accuse of protecting it. The irony writes itself.
Draining the swamp is a mandate, and we have an obligation to deliver. Entrenched interests have exercised power in Washington under both parties for decades. President Trump and I intend to keep fighting until the American people—not corporate influence—drive our health policies.
I stand firmly behind President Trump and the historic reforms we are advancing together.
In less than two years, this administration has rewritten federal dietary guidelines to emphasize real food, secured commitments from major food companies to remove petroleum-based synthetic dyes and other additives, launched systematic reviews of chemicals already in our food supply, and proposed requiring companies to notify the FDA before introducing ingredients they independently deem safe. These are concrete steps toward accountability that Americans demanded.
We have hundreds of other accomplishments but there's still more work to do. We must finish food-ingredient reform, advance our work on ultra-processed foods, and put children’s health at the center of federal policy. I will keep pressing those priorities across this administration and work with anyone in either party who will help deliver them.
The American people deserve a government that puts their health first. President Trump gave me a mandate to put prevention at the center of health care and end the chronic disease epidemic to Make America Health Again.
Is America witnessing a temporary midterm backlash, or the beginning of a generational political realignment?
A remarkably accurate political forecast. Unfortunately, the author subsequently joined the disaster he predicted.
What does that tell me? That Trump’s intelligence community is either being ignored or its findings don’t fit the political narrative.
Apparently, intelligence is only useful when it tells you what you want to hear.
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“Muslims are gonna force Sharia law down our throats.”
Dude, I live in Arizona and I can’t get the Mormon missionaries off my doorstep.
Kari Lake: “I know Iowa. Iowa raised me. Iowa educated me.”
Apparently Iowa forgot to ask her permission before voting.
The arrogance of assuming an election must be fraudulent simply because voters disagreed with you is breathtaking.
No way in hell.
Iowa did not vote for communism because of gas prices (that were the same or less than under previous admin) or a war to end a nuclear threat (w/ no boots on the ground).
I know Iowa.
Iowa raised me.
Iowa educated me.
The math isn’t mathing here.
Let’s audit this election to make sure the results are honest before we hand over the Hawkeye state and America to Communists.
Do not certify until you VERIFY the vote.
Funny how election fraud only becomes an emergency when Republican candidates lose.
Win? Democracy works. Lose? Audit all 50 states and suspend certification.
Suspicion isn’t evidence.
Listen. Let's audit all 50 states just to be fair and square. I'm sure Democrats would agree to that since we all know how fair they want to be. I'm sure nobody wants to win it under crooked circumstances.
So let's out audit all 50 states. Put off the certification and take over until they can be proven and then we move forward no problem.
ARE DEMOCRATS WILLING TO DO THIS SIMPLE PROCESS?
One of the greatest skid marks on the jocks of humanity..
President Trump is the most transformative political leader in American History — and he has single-handedly saved America from those who would destroy it.
It has been the privilege of my lifetime to have served on his team from Day One, and I am honored beyond words to serve as his White House Chief of Staff.
I want to thank the incomparable Susie Wiles for her years of devoted service to the President and the Country, and for her friendship.
The mission now is more clear than ever: Fight with all of our soul to support our President and defend this magnificent Republic.