I’m a rotten, recipe-stealing bitch, Doris. She/Her. cohost of @agentnothingpod stream Love Note to Jimmy Lou!
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On Grandma’s birthday 10/30, I will finally be releasing my tribute to the funniest person I’ve ever known.
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Caroline Stradley retweeted
I don’t want “revenge”. I want the people who have been openly, gleefully destroying the country, and breaking the law throughout, to be held legally accountable and prosecuted, which is the bare minimum for maintaining a functioning democracy. Incidentally, I also want revenge
Caroline Stradley retweeted
Same old f*cking story. Democrats win the midterm elections, and the leaders immediately start talking about unity with Republicans. We the People aren't asking for unity. We're demanding accountability for the abuses of power committed by the trump administration.
Caroline Stradley retweeted
Libbing out is over, time to demand what we fought for, starting with basics:
- stop funding Israel, in every capacity
- universal healthcare
- abolishment of ICE and prosecution of everyone involved
Those are the BASICS because fighting doesn’t stop after Election Day
Caroline Stradley retweeted
I don’t think non-texans realize what relief we feel. I feel like I woke up to a new world that is full of hope and possibilities, not even joking
Caroline Stradley retweeted
Aggressive reminder marginalized communities in red states are working their ASSES off to make these flips happen. Through egregious gerrymandering and all. Do not fix your mouths to bash these states tonight because YOU live somewhere else.
Caroline Stradley retweeted
jesus fucking christ why isn't this a national story? they can cover twitch streamers for months but a congressional candidate getting raped in a politically charged assault barely cracks the local headlines??
Democrat congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was hit over the head and raped in Maricopa County while repairing a damaged campaign sign in August.
"I need to let women know that it's okay to talk about it," she told me.
Full story:
phoenixnewtimes.com/news/con…
Caroline Stradley retweeted
A Hayley foi criticada pelo Departamento de Segurança Interna dos Estados Unidos na Fox News por ser "má com os agentes do ICE" e afirmaram que ela deveria ser grata por manterem a segurança. A resposta dela nos stories: "Eu sugiro que todos os nazis chupem a minha pica". 💋
Caroline Stradley retweeted
I am not seeing this case receive anywhere near the same media coverage as the Cornell 7 despite the situations being extremely similar. This is why I have said we cannot pick and choose what cases make us outraged. All victims deserve justice and deserves the same amount of support.
🚨 LSU football player Damien Shanklin under investigation for alleged rape. tmz.com/2026/10/02/damien-sh…
Caroline Stradley retweeted
Yep, we fuckin did that. All of us. Every single person who has been relentlessly fighting for the Big Bend. It ain’t over yet, but this win is nothing short of historic.
Breaking News: A judge halted border wall construction across the Big Bend region in Texas, a project that has faced fierce local opposition. nyti.ms/3VktG0h
Caroline Stradley retweeted
If you live in the US and could spread around tweets alerting your country's attempts at interfering with Brazil's elections AND threatening it with a militia-coordinated coup if their chosen candidate doesnt win, it would be greatly appreciated.
