
412 born and bred | PSU 12’ | Ex DE (1st team all state) | CDL Certified | Ex ΣΧ alumni board president | big numbers guy | “Nightshift” | condensator #thederg
Joined December 2025
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my buddy’s class partner had a family so he grinded out the whole presentation just for my buddy to be in vegas for said presentation 😭
about time. i’ve been here twice and have been served half raw chicken twice #restinpiss
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went off without a hitch #wherethehoesat
being a gentleman and officially ending the situationship rather than just ghosting her. let’s see if this goes smooth or blows up in my face.
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being a gentleman and officially ending the situationship rather than just ghosting her. let’s see if this goes smooth or blows up in my face.
RIP jensen 🥀✌🏿. wish it was the good ole days where you could have 3 families at once and they wouldn’t find out until they take a blood test 20 years after you died
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troy aikmen looking like he’s gonna bike joe buck’s head off every second he’s on camera might be my highlight of #MNF
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i’ve been putting up numbers you can only dream of #chud
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i think my frontal lobe developed last night (came home after the bars and got a good nights sleep rather than going back with a slooter i’d regret in the AM)
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just when you thought they couldn’t make getting student tickets worse. i don’t have time to go watch our shitty basketball team get their ass whooped by middle tennessee state on a fuckin tuesday night #fuckpatkraft
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just saw an ex wife at the gym and it took me 15 minutes to recognize her bc she genuinely looks like a 40 year old now #imup
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just saw an AI entourage edit of portnoy and big john #OBLITERATE
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