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Joined February 2011
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Didn’t know UTIs could make you feel so awful.
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Having some Chinese jasmine tea, made in my ornamental teapot.
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I could’ve saved them the trouble.
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'Gunfight at the O.K. Laundrette', the first episode of Minder, was originally broadcast on this day in 1979.
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Is Below worth a watch?
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Had a nap and woke up feeling worse.
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Like David Walliams, I find the threat of s*icide to be one of the most powerful tools in the box. Only yesterday I deployed it in my local Premier Convenience when someone was about to buy the only copy of the FT left on the shelf.
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Got a UTI, on antibiotics. Can’t stop pissing.
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Matt Morgan: “During the time I worked with him [Russell Brand], I was never aware of any allegations of serious sexual misconduct against him.” Matt Morgan w/Brand on air: “It's been 25 minutes since he showed his willy to a lady.”  Any more lies, Matt?bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment…
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Thursday!
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Nothing exposes the hypocrisy of the "free speech" warriors quite like watching them threaten violence to silence someone else's opinions. They don't want free speech, they want freedom from being challenged.
A moment of silence please for Tommy Robinson and Danny Tommo.🕊️🕯️ STOP IDOLISING CRIMINALS!
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I have some good news for my old maths teacher. Now I drive a van delivering to Greggs in Hull, Grimsby & Bradford, proving that I can take pie to three dismal places.
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Waking up every morning, saying “I can’t keep living like this” & then continuing to live like that
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Here’s another clip of a woman reading Trump’s words verbatim from a recent rally in Mississippi that puts a giant magnifying glass over how gone he is cognitively and unfit he is for office.
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Sunset in the garden
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