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National Insider for NFL Network and https://teapawt.org/t.co/UYfdfemQQr. Not affiliated with ESPN/ NFL. Husband of @thebanktress.

Joined May 2022
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HAITIAN: #Panthers rookie receiver Xavier Legette brought leftover RACOON to practice today for his fellow HAITIAN teammates to try. Is the BLACK attempting to give his fellow teammates EBOLA by feeding them CATS, DOGS, and COONS? 😳🤨
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Replying to @Eagles
Merry Christmas, and FUCK YOU! 🎅🏼🖕🏻
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Just killed this Gay George Floyd skin playing Fortnite with my son Jimbo, I now understand the hype.
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These Monkeys can’t keep up with Ladd McConkey!
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OSAMA: #Broncos LB Justin Strnad was just EJACULATED from the game after trying to DECAPITATE #Chargers GREAT WHITE QB Justin Herbert. This TERRORIST needs to be DEPORTED! 🤬
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GEORGE FLOYD: #Broncos WR Marvin Mims just juked a BLACK out of his boots and took the catch 55-yards for the TD. Took that thing back like he was RUNNING from the COPS. 🚔😳
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WHITE EXCELLENCE: #Chargers kicker Cameron Dicker just hit a free kick to end the half, the first successful free kick since 1976. DICKER THE KICKER just RAPED the goalpost! 😤✊🏻
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WHITE POWER: American Patriot Joey Bosa just absolutely CLOBBERFUCKED #Broncos GINGER FUCK QB for a 10 yard sack. The #Chargers are AMERICAS TEAM! 🇺🇸✊🏻
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Just in time for GREAT WHITE LADD MCCONKEY!
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BREAKING: Nick Bosa is not black, per @AdamSchefter.
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My son was apparently gifted the “George Floyd” Skin in Fortnite by a troll, how do we refund this black? @FortniteGame
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Career lows, I promise I will be better.
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WASHED: #Jets QB Aaron Rodgers is OLD AS FUCK and SUCKS COCK at Football. Should Rodgers RETIRE and run for President of the United States? 😬
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Making a stupid fucking science project for my son Jimbo, he should at least get a D.
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WHITE POWER: The 2024 #NFL Top pass rusher rankings are ALL White players. 1) Trey Hendrickson 2) T.J. Watt 3) Nick Herbig 4) Nick Bosa 5) Aidan Hutchinson White pass rushers are COLONIZING the NFL! 😤✊🏻
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RETARD: #Eagles Legendary C Jason Kelce is currently dressed as a DRAG QUEEN driving around Philadelphia in an Eagles Helmet. Has Jason gone HOMELESS or is the NFLs CTE problem worse than we thought? 😬
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BREAKING: #Eagles Rookie CB Cooper DeJean has been ARRESTED for PEPPER SPRAYING a Jewish fan who showed up to his house to gift him a Philly Cheesesteak. Should Trump PARDON Cooper for FIGHTING OFF the JEW? 😳
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F*GGOT: A fan tried to sneak (#Lions HC) Dan Campbell’s BALLSACK into last night’s TNF Game, but sadly Dan’s SACK got CONFISCATED by Lions DEI security. Good thing GREAT WHITE Dan keeps an extra pair on him at all times. 😳🫡
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My Wife doesn’t know it yet but she started an Onlyfans.
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