@RyanLostinTX

I like to have fun, I like to laugh. I like meeting people who can make me laugh.

 Houston, Texas
Joined March 2009
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When you spend a half an hour looking at the menu and finally agree to just split the combo fajitas dinner for two.
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I fucking love this website.
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I never want to leave here.
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Amazing watching competent responsible football at the end of a half or game.
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Nobody: … The current President of the United States of America, regarding Nicki Minaj, for whatever reason:
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Isn’t her husband and also her brother registered sex offenders?!?
Breaking911
@Breaking91113h
President Trump brings Nicki Minaj, on stage in Michigan: "President Trump, it is an honor to stand with you every single time — and I will continue to support you forever and ever."
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I don’t even ask family members who they voted for anymore. I just let them do their thing and then send them shit like this every once in a while with a ? the end of the message.
philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_13h
“I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss,” Trump says
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I’m gonna say this plainly and simply; if you spend more time online talking shit about your opps than you do talking shit about or celebrating your own team, then you’re a fucking loser ass mark.
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Cannot wait for all of the loser ass fucking marks in the replies.
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UH lost. Texans lost. I simply cannot anymore.
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Sarah, explaining to me our next meal:
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Sarah made us some buffalo wings.
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Yeah, these slap.
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At least football Sundays mean good food.
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Ryan, Perdido en TX retweeted
marcy ⚢ 🕸@sethbiyersOct 24
they took his fucking Joy.
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Gonna go to the restroom and sit on my Houston and take a Texans.
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The original picture was from our eight-year anniversary dinner at the steakhouse at Beloved Playa Mujeres. It was the first real vacation that Sarah and I took together. When the waiter brought out the piano leg sized pepper grinder we both lost it. What a fun trip.
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Cannot wait for election season to be over.
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Cannot wait for football season to be over.
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Losing the game on a FG to a kicker who has missed two FGs earlier in the game would be PEAK Houston Sports Shit.
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I’m sorry. Getting carved up like THAT by the running game is PEAK HOUSTON SPORTS SHIT. I fucking hate it here, man. Astros Texans 🤝 losing games at home
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Jesus Fucking Christ.
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What’s the most ties any NFL team has finished the season with?
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