Pearls and swine, bereft…of me. Respect = Respect. Kick ass kids. Hooketh’ Thee 🤘🏼, Rangers, Stars, TOOL, Taylor Guitars. #CowboysNation

Texas, USA
Joined August 2014
My child has been abducted. 🤣
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Records be damned. Winning these games will always be sweet.
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This defense is dookie.
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So, we won’t run a qb sneak when it’s 3rd & 1 but it’s all good in the hood on 1st & 10 on our own goaline? Just run the f’king ball.
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These refs though…
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I digress…that was a nice f’king drive.
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“Saquon Barkley Hamstring Game” incoming. We suck.
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Rare case of white guy beats up black guy because black guy called white guy the n word. Lol
Replying to @aaronbronsteter
White on Adesanya using the n-word in the cage: "He's black. Who gives a sh*t. I could care less, this is the fight business, Israel Adesanya can say whatever he wants to say."
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Carlito Brigante’s
If you could undo one assassination in history, whose would it be?
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Ryan Shady👁️⃤ retweeted
Yesterday I had a great day, today, not so much. Just felt like everything was going wrong. I know it’s just a matter of my own mind set. But sometimes you just can’t get your mind right even when you know that’s what you need to do. However, good music saves bad days!
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Whoa. Is this a ‘subtle’ hint that the Atlanta Falcons are about to invade France? 😳
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Achtundzwanzig zu drei.
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I’ve always been baffled by the 50 Cent ~ mini men beef. Why do the mini men wish death on him?
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This dude headbutts the scanner when it says, “Tap To Pay”.
If you scan his bangs, you get one free roll of copper to scrap
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Me and my first born lottery ticket. 🤣
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Plus we’ll all be so hammered from the tailgate that I bet some of us end up at Globe Life talking about where’s the football bats? 🥴
Can’t murder something that’s already dead 😂😂😂
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