Joined June 2013
Whoever did this… 10/10 no notes 🤣
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Replying to @chisportsross
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The midterms have shown me just how many politicians have my phone number, yet none of them ever hit me up to see if I wanna go to Top Golf
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At 7:30 PM Central Time, Dallas County has recorded 75,834 votes, which is 232.6% of its 2022 first-day total and 134.6% of its 2024 first-day total. Dallas has surpassed Presidential-year turnout on the first day of early voting in a midterm year.
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But really how dumb was Stringer? He had an attorney on payroll and never included him on his ‘investments’ with Clay Davis. Ssshhhhhhiiiieeeet.
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Falcon 9 rocket. Always cool but Musk is a POS.
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Are you paying attention
BREAKING: America’s $1.7 trillion auto loan market is headed for a crash, per Reuters. Auto loans are now one of the biggest sources of household debt, bigger than credit cards. And the strain is showing: 1 in 5 Americans is behind on at least one loan, the highest since 2010, and the average car on the road is now nearly 13 years old, a record.
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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BREAKING: Former gambling helpline director gets 10 years for stealing $1.4M to fund his own gambling
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Happy 300th episode @ScottHanson ! #NFLredzone 🎉🎊🏈🏟️
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James Harden looks like a black Quagmire without the beard 😂
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this is literally how the last pope died
JD Vance is set to visit Pope Leo XIV following his recent surgery and lung cancer diagnosis.
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And there it is…
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I noticed this immediately when it happened @GalvinSeriously
I love that Righteous Gemstones threw in the Atoms hat that John Goodman wore in Revenge of the Nerds. So damn perfect. #RighteousGemstones
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replying to my boss “typical liberal question” when he asks me how many drinks I had on my lunch break
⛔️ Reporter: "How long will the war continue?" Hegseth: "Typical liberal question!" "Don't you know Biden was worse?"‼️
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pRoCesS oF a StEp?!? Tha FAQ?!
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"Process of a step" is just a crazy thing to say. I think I'm done with rules analysts.
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Mune 3-6-3 double play was sickkkkk
A 3-6-3 double play might be the prettiest of the twin killings.
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