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In ‘86 ryley was born. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Adelaide, AU
Joined May 2009
Just stopping by to check on the dumpster fire
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Don't follow him, but Elon seems to be at the top of my feed at all times....
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i miss the headphone jack
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Replying to @Telstra
@Telstra most nights your server alarms go off at the phone tower near my house. I’ve lodged 2 complaints but nobody calls me back so I’m just gunna to tweet you when the alarm goes off so you know.
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They are going off now 🤙 I feel like I should be employed to tell you
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Update: week 6, no returned calls from the case manager
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Imagine being in charge of YouTube Rewind 2020
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Every time I read an NPR interview I read it in the voice of Shankar from @HiddenBrain
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Replying to @kassy
friendly reminder that I hereby formally invite everyone to celebrate lunar new year
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