Bought a new strap so we are about to see if this discreet packaging is actually discreet or if I’m gonna have to have a long awkward conversation with the mail room ladies
Sometimes I’m reminded how separate lesbian and heterosexual beauty standards are bc I was just scrolling through nsfw screencaps for references and like… holy shit why do porn actresses make their boobs look like that? Just two taped on balloons that’s actually so scary looking
Not even trying to be quirky I swear to god it actually is taking me aback it looks so wrong—why do you have two solid concrete orbs on your chest where is the shape where is the squish what the hell